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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Pot of chili is on the stove. I cannot express how joyful I was a few years ago when I learned that Texans do not consider chili to contain beans. Since then, it's just been large chunks of beef and pork in a sauce of beer and tomato chunks, with plenty of onion, garlic, spices and hot peppers.
     
    #2261 ghettoastronaut, Dec 20, 2010
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    Goddamnit I'm getting grinded like a horse in a dog food factory.

    One more day and no more work till March.

    "This isn't work. It's your last opportunity to make money this year."

    "Shut the fuck up, you Nitwit, and finish your whiskey. 2am is coming."

    "When your self employed, it's all the same the fuckin' daaaaaay, man!"

    "I just hope we get big waves this year."

    Really.
     
    #2262 Nitwit, Dec 20, 2010
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    What's all this talk about me and my stick?! Oh, just fuel for the fire, I just got off a ride around town on my crotch rocket a minute ago. Mmhmmmmm
     
    #2263 Diablo, Dec 20, 2010
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    You must be thrilled that "Don't ask, don't tell" was finally repealed! At last, you can simply be yourself.
     
    #2264 Dcc001, Dec 20, 2010
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    What is his name?
     
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    ....Daytona....
     
    #2266 Diablo, Dec 20, 2010
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    Why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to order a McRib?

    It's just shame, self-loathing, and disgust slathered in cheap bbq sauce and served with pickles.
     
    #2267 Gravitas, Dec 20, 2010
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    Because it takes the Mickey's Malt Liquor taste out of your mouth?
     
    #2268 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    Don't worry yourself...at least it wasn't a KFC Double Down.
     
    #2269 Dcc001, Dec 20, 2010
  10. Crown Royal

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    They still make those tumours down there? I haven't seen the most disgusting thing McDonald's has ever made in at least 15 years.

    Yes, they are the worst thing McDonald's ever made. Period. That is something that just simply is not up for debate, unlike guns. Guns get me so excited, why when youse guys started talkin' 'bout guns I almost dropped the bible and my fetus bumper sticker.
     
    #2270 Crown Royal, Dec 20, 2010
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    I'm thinking I picked the worst time of the year to quit smoking. I'm only on day 2 and I don't think I've ever been so irritable. Since I'm kind of an on and off smoker anyway, I've quit several times only to start up again for a few months then quit again. This is the worst so far and like I said, I'm only 2 days in. Stupid holidays.

    I think it's time for a beer. I want to stay up and watch the eclipse tonight but I get up at 4 anyway, so maybe it would be smarter to wake up a few hours early to watch it. Fuck it, chances are I'll sleep right through it.
     
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    I'm always surprised to see it. Then I think well, hell burgers are getting old, so I might as well go for it. Then about halfway through it I can feel it beginning to suck out my soul. After I'm done I just sit in shock and let the shame waves crash over me. I then vow to never eat one again.

    Only to repeat the process approximately 1 year later.
     
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    Like the Mcpizza

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    or its # all time disgusting food: The McHotdog

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    Just looking at those gives me the McFarts.
     
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    Why is there a hashbrown and a coffee next to the hot dog? Did people used to order them for breakfast?
     
    #2274 Diablo, Dec 20, 2010
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    It was on the breakfast menu in Japan and other countries where they pronounce R instead of L.
     
    #2275 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    Every time I think that the country is going to hell I'm going to remember this picture.

    We have already walked through the shadow of the valley of death.
     
    #2276 Gravitas, Dec 20, 2010
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    I'm that way about Taco Bell. I'll get the once-in-six-months craving, eat it, then afterwards I feel liked I fucked my cousin or something. I just feel WRONG, and it's not just the kangaroo and seagull meat coursing through my system like the monsters at the end of In The Mouth Of Madness.
     
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    Just imagine how many McFingers are in the McMeat mix.
     
    #2278 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    I eat Taco Bell at least once a week. Just imagine how I feel.
     
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    I have to admit, I have eaten a kangaroo steak at a higher end restaurant in Amsterdam. I had it medium rare and it was quite tasty.
     
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