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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Like it would take 16k.
     
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    Don't low ball me, old man.
     
    #2302 hotwheelz, Dec 20, 2010
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    Devin Hester...YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!


    That's my favorite return of his and he just set the record for career return TDs. Now if he only knew how to read a playbook...
     
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    I just had to explain to my wife that narwhals are real creatures.


    Again
     
    #2304 kuhjäger, Dec 20, 2010
  5. Nettdata

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    [​IMG]
     
    #2305 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
  6. Danger Boy

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    Does anyone have any idea why this piece of shit was ever considered to be good enough to be played anywhere?

    Discalimer: Do not watch this video. It'll slowly rape your soul with a ball-peen hammer.


    Every time I hear this song I shit in my hands and throw it at the walls in a fit of primate rage.
    I hired a kid a couple of months ago who had this song as his ringback on his phone. It was the first time I had heard the song, and that's exactly why I fired him. Well, there were a few other reasons, but that certainly didn't fucking help!
     
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    G'night.



    ......and also to wash that Danger Boy shit off my soul.
     
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    I love the McRib, I love hotdogs and I love Taco Bell.
    I know how they are made and what they are made from.
    I don't care.
    I feel like this is probably what it's like to have children.
     
    #2308 Racer-X, Dec 20, 2010
  9. LatinGroove

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    I'm seriously convinced you're a dirty hippie.
     
    #2309 LatinGroove, Dec 20, 2010
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    You all read my response wrong. I wasn't talking about the hot dog dying, I was talking about the part of Samr that died when he read what hot dogs really are. THAT is what died the natural death.

    Jeesh.

    Puppies!

    [​IMG]
     
    #2310 Dcc001, Dec 20, 2010
  11. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    She's Canadian, man. That's just how they make em.
     
    #2311 dubyu tee eff, Dec 20, 2010
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    I don't think the guy who can't master the art of "copy link/paste link" has the right to criticize ANYONE, thankyouverymuch.
     
    #2312 Dcc001, Dec 20, 2010
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    You know what's weird?

    Going back to where you grew up for the holidays, to find out a guy you went to high school with stabbed a girl you went to highschool with a few times about a week before you got home. The reason for the stabbings? After beating her ass and throwing her in the trunk of his car to kidnap her, she hit the interior manual trunk opening latch and tried to escape at a BP.

    Yikes...
     
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    Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court!
     
    #2314 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 20, 2010
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    Weird you mention that. One of my best friends growing up's older brother just got busted for kiddie porn possession. Happy holidays to that household.

    It's funny how you think you know people, then don't. At ALL.

    And what an asshole that guy is from your story. Filling up at BP after everything they did in the Gulf.
     
    #2315 Crown Royal, Dec 20, 2010
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    It's funny that you mention this. A guy that was in a few of my classes ended up shooting another kid on his porch a few years back and is currently in prison.

    I also just found out I apparently went to school with a kid who's a Pro Golfer now.
     
    #2316 LatinGroove, Dec 21, 2010
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    A guy I went to high school is now a chick. Oddly enough, pretty than his/her little sister.

    May not seem to odd for you, but it was 100 person class, with 100% Caucasian make up and no openly gay students.
     
    #2317 konatown, Dec 21, 2010
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    I sat next to a kid at my first communion who had the exact same name as me, but went to a different school in the diocese , and he ended up killing his best friend.

    My dad was dating a woman who's son was watching the news of the trial after the conviction (which was a big deal in NoVa) and he had no knowledge of the trial before hand. He started crying because he thought I was going to jail.
     
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    I went to high school with a kid who fucked a 12 year old girl. When he was 29. As I type this he's in prison getting his anus enlarged.
     
    #2319 Danger Boy, Dec 21, 2010
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    BEAR MOTHERFUCKING DOWN!

    My girlfriend's service dog in training got so excited about Devin Hester setting the NFL return TD record that he ran around and pissed the floor! God I love that dog.
     
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