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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. shegirl

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    I'm just gonna go on ahead and throw this out there:
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    All done.
     
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    Oh, yea.

    Forgot bout' them.
     
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    How come black guys don't like to be on top?


    Because it makes them work
     
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    The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

    Nice to see that all hands are on deck to fix the phone issues around here. Sucks to be them. Time to have a drink in their honor.

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    #2365 Nettdata, Dec 21, 2010
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    What do you call a black man on the sidewalk?

    Escaped con
     
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    What do you call a bunch of black guys hanging out in a barn?
    Antique farm equipment.
     
    #2367 ghettoastronaut, Dec 21, 2010
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    I just watched this video about 15 times in the last 5 minutes.

     
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    Why dont black women wear panties to picnics?

    To keep the flies off the chicken

    What do you call a black man in a 3 piece suit?

    Will the defendant please rise.

    Why are black men so good at basketball?

    Because it involves shooting, stealing and running

    How long does it take a black lady to take a shit?

    9 months.

    Whats the most confusing day in the world to a young black boy living in Harlem?

    Fathers Day.

    What was the only thing missing from the million man march?

    An auctioneer.

    What does BFI on the sides of dumpsters stand for?

    Black Family Inside.
     
    #2369 jordan_paul, Dec 21, 2010
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    If I saw that happen, I'd knock him the fuck out.

    WTF is wrong with people?
     
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    What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
    Coach

    What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
    Quarterback

    What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys?
    Warden
     
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    Ok enough with the jokes, we have a thread for that, use it instead.

    Back to T:
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    &A:
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    #2372 shegirl, Dec 21, 2010
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    I second that notion for lotion.

    Ash & Titteeszh
     

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    Tecate really gets a bad rap.

    For a mexican beer, it's pretty damn good (or the bottles are, at least; the cans are shit).
     
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    I've missed this thread since I've been home with dial up internet. It seems like it gets slower every time I go home and have to use it. I spend 10 minutes a day checking facebook now and that's it (8 minutes waiting, 2 minutes checking).

    But I had to come down here to Abbotsford for a night, the oh-so-lovely murder capital of Canada, and I'm in a hotel room with high speed internet! Booyah! I fucking love hotels. Now I'm going to go out to buy some beer, and then get high in the bathroom using a doob tube* and then go swimming! Don't worry kids, I was a lifeguard for three years. I'm immune to drowning.


    *A high tech device made by stuffing dryer sheets into a toilet paper roll. You take a hit then exhale though it. If you do it right, and most people don't, it takes care of 90% or so of the smell. (I've heard them called about a dozen different names.)
     
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    Mexican beers are purely an aquired taste. Most people I know don't like Corona, but I like Corona. Of course, I know a lot of people that like Sol and when I drink that shit the first thing that comes to mind is freshly squeezed vaginal discharge. Blah.
     
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    Mexican beer is only good one way:

    On a beach in mexico when it is fucking hot as shit.
     
    #2377 kuhjäger, Dec 21, 2010
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    I honestly had no idea that dial up was still around.
     
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    what do you call one white guy surrounded by 20,000 black people?
    Postmaster General

    but to keep up with the theme:
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    Sol tastes like what I would imagine ball sweat tastes like. It is the Mexican equivalent of Miller High Life. However, if you're sitting on a Mexican beach, Sol tastes like liquid gold.

    Edit: kuhjäger beat me to it, but I believe we are in agreement. If you're on a beach in Mexico, don't bitch about the beer you're drinking.
     
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