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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Elset

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    To me it seems he's linking to an attachment on another board, so unless you're registered there, you won't see anything. That's the impression I got by right clicking and hitting "View Image" anyway.
     
    #221 Elset, Dec 3, 2010
  2. Fernanthonies

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    I don't see them either, but I'm pretty sure that is because of the bullshit content filter we have at my office.
     
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    Fuck, maybe that's it. Hold on...

    Edit: Trying them as attachments.

    Edit 2: Fuck, as drunk as I am, it's not worth the effort. Join nobigtoe, it's easier for everyone involved.

    1st one was a clown fucking a girl that realizes she's his daughter, second was a clown fucking a girl in a bubble, third was a chick throwing a drink in a dudes face and getting her legs kicked out from under her.

    So not worth the effort.

    Tope can still go fuck himself.

    I'll be sober enough to actually link things tomorrow, even if that won't be in the spirit of the XMas drunk thread.
     
    #223 iczorro, Dec 3, 2010
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    All of my stuff is up to date. You aren't posting the link to the actual image. You are posting a link to an attachment on a different message board.

    I don't know what browser you are using but you need to right click on the image, go to properties and find the direct link to the image. Then copy and paste that.
     
    #224 gogators, Dec 3, 2010
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    SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

    SCREAMING INTO THE FUCKING PHONE IN ARABIC

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    #225 RCGT, Dec 3, 2010
  6. Fernanthonies

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    Don't mind me, I'm just going to continue contributing to the theme.

    I know bud...we see 'em too:

    [​IMG]
     
    #226 Fernanthonies, Dec 3, 2010
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    I fuckin wish you could, it would make my last posts seem whimsical instead of dickish.
     
    #227 iczorro, Dec 3, 2010
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    I'm stuck working night shift on a friday night again.

    I work at a hotel as a night receptionist, I literally do nothing at sit at an empty reception desk on my own all night browsing the internet. £6.60 an hour isn't bad for an 8 hour shift of doing almost nothing. Tempted to bring a hipflask in to drink from but it really is too sweet a set up to risk fucking it up.
     
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    My wife bought this for me for our anniversary this year:

    I still prefer bourbon though. I recently discovered Corner Creek, which is exceptional considering its price. I think it's on par with Woodford Reserve, my favorite, but about half the cost.

    And continuing the theme, Christmas ass:
     

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    Is she drunk or retarded? What's with the cockeyed look?

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    Candy canes?
     
    #230 shegirl, Dec 3, 2010
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    This video is all black the whole time, as far as I know* - I'm posting it for the audio, as it seemed appropriate as a response, and generally for this thread.
    And, there's about 20 seconds of silence at the end, for whatever reason.



    *There may be subliminal flashes of text every now and then encouraging the ladies to post to the boobie thread or something.
     
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  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    God, don't encourage Frylock to post cock eyes.


    What happened to Maddawg's roomie -- wasn't she Candy Cane?
     
    #232 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 3, 2010
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    Yeah, man, I agree with shegirl. She's yawning. Looks like she just got caught drinking out of the faucet, and she hasn't yet decided to try for coy or just resign to shame.
     
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    Well, hot damn. Finally got video of Blue Dog being taken to the hospital after his fall.



    WTF?
     
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    This is my go to for Johnnie Walker. It is absolutely delicious, & it's smoothness is on par with that of the gold label. On occasion I've been known to "accidently" down more than 1/2 a bottle in about 2 hours. But at $50 a bottle at the corner store I have no problem doing it.
     
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    36 hours sober. Won't be drinking again until after my finals--except for Sunday. Going shooting with some friends, post-shooting drinks are a must. After that though, no drinking till the 20th. After finals this is what I'll be celebrating with:

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    #236 Dr. Gonzo Esquire, Dec 3, 2010
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    Crazy old lady tenant (a total beldam): I had a burger last night.
    Me: Oh, yeah? Taste good?
    Beldam: No, a booger.
    Me: What?
    Beldam: Yeah, he was trying to break in.
    Me: Oh, you mean burglar.
    Beldam: That's what I said.
    Me: Did you call the cops?
    Beldam: No.
    Me: Did you see him?
    Beldam: No, I just stayed in my room with my stick.
    Me: Where was he trying to break in?
    Beldam: He was banging on my front door.

    I didn't want to write her off, so I didn't tell her that criminals aren't likely to knock.
     
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    Don't know on the look. Probably trying to hide her shame of being a porn star in a Santa hat.

    You like smiles better?

     

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    Quick question for all you ladies...how often do you use the "I'm too tired" excuse so you don't have to have sex?

    And no candy canes, but still asses:


     

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    Invented a new word: doucheasaurus.
     
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