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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Pretty sure that is hit or miss. Maybe it was because you were at a resort.

    I can only speak for the clubs in Juarez, but good God was the Corona bad. It was simultaneously more skunky than what you got in the states and somehow tasted watered-down. Fucking gross.

    Probably the only way to make money with $10 drink and drowns.

    I'm not disagreeing by any means, because I really don't know shit about it, but the opposite was true for me in high school.

    I used freeweights for a long time with only moderate gains, but I started on the bowflex and I got significantly stronger in fairly short amount of time.

    It could have just coincided with a hormone spurt or something though. Who knows.
     
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    Fat Tire and all of New Belgium brews were once the cream of the crop. They were one of the earliest craft brewers to be widely distributed. That was 5 years ago, now its just mediocre swill.

    Same with Sierra Nevada.

    There are dozens if not hundreds of available craft brews at a decent liquor store now. Tonight I picked up beer from Founders, Stone, Rogue, Two Brothers, Three Floyds and Great Divide.

    Fucking delicious.
     
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    Two things:

    1. "Normal weights isolate one muscle in one direction."
    2. "Dynamic inertia"

    My god, does ANYONE think critically about anything anymore? What kills me is they're selling these things - they must be, given all the infomercials. We're doomed, people. DOOMED.
     
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    But... the Shake Weight is science fact!
     
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    I wouldn't worry too much. Snake oil has been around forever.
     
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    I done celebrated the Blue Pup by having a bottle of wine and a bottle of Eg N og. Oops!

    Motherfukc!

    As for everthing else- mothrefcuck!

    And thnaks yous everyone/ Yall are peachey@

    And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
    #2406 Blue Dog, Dec 21, 2010
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    In Japan the hand can be used as a knife!
     
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    Yay!! Congrats to Bluedog and the little lady. Blue puppies are gonna run a muck and shoot stuff while riding tractors!!
     
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    Wooooooo! You are no longer a mother effier!

    Effer de mother!

    El Fuck=o de mami!

    Mami. Mami. Huh huh. Mami. Her derserved it. Huh huh.

    Fuckin milo.
     
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    Hayzeus Kristos. I need to catch up to you, friend.

    Can we do a new contest?

    First post on page XXX gets to name him?
     
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    As to everything else- It's all the tits@

    Seriously- have any of yall ever SEEN tha tits? Let me assre yall- they're the fcking ta-tas! And Butthloles/

    Waaa!

    Hey!

    Kona, Imma get to the post office sson!

    But its a boy!

    Woo!

     
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    Here is some ass.
     

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    Only Blue Dog could pull off a post that talked about tits while drunk and yet come off so sweet.
     
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    Thank you, Nitwit, I needed that.
     
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    Sorry to saty but la mujer pequeno is adamant that he be Blue Dog Jr! But insetead of Ble Dog, its my name! Holy shit... Fuck, I'd netter call it by my first name if I wanna ber fair... Poor kidd... BUT HE HAS A WEENUS! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Speakin of la mujer pequeno, she made friedns with the mexixan s across the street tonight. They brought carne asada, tortiallsa, and hot dogs over. I'm not sure wha t to thank of thank...

    Except I do. EL BUTT FUck-o!
     
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    You're welcome, but we still all know nothing touches your avatar, sweet.
     
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    Here is some honey hole.



    Merry Christmas
     

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    haha
     
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    Back at ya'

     
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    Jesus, had coffee for the first time in months and I am fucking WIRED, it's almost 1 AM and I planned on being at work by 7:30, fuck this.

    There's about a 99.99% chance you were using free weights like a faggot if this was your experience.
     
    #2420 Frank, Dec 22, 2010
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