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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    I use free weights and have great results.
     
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    I think I've read you saying you do squats before, of course you have good results, you actually lift weight the way we were programmed to. Imagine that.
     
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    Fuck it all anyway. I don't have to work again till March. When he sings, "She was passed around like a bottle of Crown" I can only think of you Meredith from college. It's been twenty years and your tits are still the sweetest I've ever sucked. God bless your sweet puppies, girl.

     
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    Just because I'm on fucking vacation...

     
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    I won't disagree with you.

    But now that I think back on it the reason the bowflex probably helped me is because I was essentially using it as a second work out.

    I would do freeweights for high school athletics during the day and then at afternoon/night I would hit the bowflex.

    And just to make this clear (because I guess I feel the need to justify my faggot lifting ways) I didn't purchase the bowflex. It was my older brother's and he just kind of left it in our house, so I started fucking around on it.
     
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    Music Please.

     
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    I am a huge UConn fan. Love men's basketball and football. Graduated from there, but if I have to hear much more about the women's team I might lose it.

    Idiots thinking they actually broke UCLA's record. You don't even play with the same equipment. The only other message board I go on is a UConn board. The women's section actually believes Geno is a better coach then Wooden.

    When I went there I remember the amazing amount of lesbians when there was an on campus game. They were not the attractive kind. They also believe that the women's team could actually stand a chance to beat the UConn men's team.

    I know this is kind of a rant but all I keep hearing is UConn women everywhere.

    Edit: I liked this UConn women's player though:
     

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    Ive always been one for the basics and would always recommend them first before some specialty program. Yet not everyone has the same goals and no single program is going to fit every persons body/goals. Ive just gotten tired of the easy shots being taken at people that are at least willing to get their asses off the couch. I hate waiting for the squat rack as much as the next person when someone is doing curls on it. But hey you both paid to be there and maybe their goals don't include throwing atlas stones over beer kegs filled with sand.
     
    #2428 Kubla Kahn, Dec 22, 2010
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    What in the hell does any of that have to do with drunk?

    If your pussy itches, just scratch it and get on with your life.

    Here is some more music special for you.



    EDIT: Just saw your pic. She's nice. I............well,
     
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    Just finished my work week. Enjoying a recently expired Sam Adams pilfered from the catering room at work while debating what to do with the delicious looking ham addressed to people I've never heard of that apparently used to live in my apartment. If it was regular USPS I'd give it back, but dealing with UPS right now? No thanks.
     
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    Jesus, you call this fat sack of shit hot?



    Excuse me while I go back to being the ultimate chick magnet.

    [​IMG]

    Edit - goddamn, I had the coffee (single cup mind you) over 6 hours ago and I am still (now almost 2 AM, I'm usually in bed around 10) not even remotely tired, I'm convinced that with a can of 4 loko and a little bit of coke I can time travel.
     

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    Hey look, a new way to yell at people on the net.

    .............and I scratched my balls earlier. If your going to post something that shitty at least post some music for us to sway back and forth to your shitfest.
     
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    music, old man? OK.

     
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    Busy day here near my place.

    First, turns out that my cel phone and DSL issues weren't due to a windstorm, but rather due to some stupid fuckwits that tried to steal a bunch of wire last night.

    They cut a couple hundred metres of cable, killing off a bunch of cel tower connections and other stuff, and then LEFT THE FUCKING WIRE THERE.

    This was about 6 blocks from my place.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bclocalnews.com/tri_city_maple_ridge/mapleridgenews/news/112273939.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bclocalnews.com/tri_city_map ... 73939.html</a>


    Then, not even half a mile from there, Dolph Lundgren almosts gets blown up filming the latest Ewe Boll piece of shit movie.

    Nothing like filling up propane tanks from a truck right beside propane heaters that are fucking LIT UP AND WORKING. Man... Natural Selection in action. Cue 6 people off to the hospital all blown the fuck up.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.vancouversun.com/news/injured+explosion+Boll+movie/4012324/story.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.vancouversun.com/news/injure ... story.html</a>


    Busy day here in the sticks.
     
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  15. botox

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    This is admittedly divergent from the current conversation but I am just as giddy as my 7 year old self would have been on Christmas Eve and must share. Also, I swear on Santa's sleigh that I will compensate with some skin at the close of my post.

    I bought this boat (picture with hot girl included) last year in the early spring for a very reasonable price from someone who was a.) desperate and b.) obviously sad about having to sell it (ideal qualities in a seller;) I test drove with a knowledgeable friend it and paid cash that day. It has performed flawlessly and the only repair I have needed was a new ignition after docking overnight at a bar/restaurant and losing the keys later. I have had the original mahogany restored and replaced some minor weathered parts so far this winter and plan to get it in serious ship-shape by April. I have read several articles saying that the model's popularity and my boats age make it unlikely that the boat will depreciate if well maintained; in three more years it will be considered vintage. This is a picture of the exact model and size of my boat, though it may be newer, demonstrating one of the brand's most bad ass capabilities.

    Also, I am hoping to sell my gas-hog SUV (I have another which actually gets more than 10mpg) and buy a small (under 30') sailboat with a decent cabin. Most of the used vessels in my area are out of my price range and something with a trailer is also likely going to be too high. I have a friend who sails competitively who has agreed to come with me to inspect a boat and, if necessary, sail it home for me then and there. If anyone has wisdom on the subject please PM me. Sadly, I foresee many hours wasted browsing craigslists all up and down the eastern seaboard and fanatically daydreaming. Oh well, it's better than a pain pill addiction.

    Speaking of opiates, I got a hefty prescription of Vicodin for a relatively painless procedure. Furthermore, we are stocked up on the sticky neon buddha buds and, although I doubt we will get a White Christmas here at the beach, I do anticipate a rather merry one.



    This one would have been more fitting a few pages back.
     

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    Uhmmm.... it wasn't free?
     
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    I love Jack. I've decided, if and when I go to Canada, redacted drunken stupid WTF shit here


    I'm straight fucked up right now. Its my birth week. The fuck. December 24th, yessss
     
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    You fuckwit.
     
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    Trying to creatively come up with a way to sample this song:



    And not have it sound like shit. Suggestions?
     
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    The song sucks imo, just watch it on mute.
     
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