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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Sam N

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    Having drunk sex on someone's living room couch, when someone else is sleeping on the other couch, is just never ever good...

    ...but it's better than not having sex I guess.
     
    #2441 Sam N, Dec 22, 2010
  2. Juice

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    "Two yutes?"

    I swear to god If I have to see that commercial again Im going to lose it.
     
    #2442 Juice, Dec 22, 2010
  3. 8Track

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    This commercial makes me want to play, "eat a bullet for dinner."

    I believe they show this piece of shit 312 times during a 3 hour NFL football game.
     
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  4. kuhjäger

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    I find the chick pretty attractive. Her smile is, alluring.
     
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  5. 8Track

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    She looks like Justin Bieber.
     
    #2445 8Track, Dec 22, 2010
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    Ellen Paige looks like Justin Bieber.

    QED
     
    #2446 kuhjäger, Dec 22, 2010
  7. 8Track

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    They both know how to give a really good blow job.
     
    #2447 8Track, Dec 22, 2010
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    My AP Calc class insisted on writing "QED, bitch!" on all our assignments. Nerd win.
     
    #2448 jennitalia, Dec 22, 2010
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    My GOD! These aspca commercials are so fucked up. They somehow instill more guilt than the 'feed the children' ads.
     
    #2449 xrayvision, Dec 22, 2010
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    Well I did the right thing and tracked down the holiday ham's rightful owners. Hopefully karma will be good to me.
     
    #2450 ASL, Dec 22, 2010
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    Oh fuck. I've just found a new sport that I want to try:
    <a class="postlink" href="http://vimeo.com/17909042" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://vimeo.com/17909042</a>

    fsdnfaskbflasdhbg;2ri43qbfadslkbaclhsdbcdsa casd

    and:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.vimeo.com/17672175" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.vimeo.com/17672175</a>
     
    #2451 Primer, Dec 22, 2010
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    #2452 lostalldoubt86, Dec 22, 2010
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    Instead of a wise old patriarch reciting "The Night Before Christmas," I had this:



    Bundy was my only male influence from ages 10-16.

    God willing, tonight =

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    And not this:
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  14. zzr

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    Did someone mention watermelon?
     

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    She's got a nice ass but what's with all the contorted looks she's giving the camera? She looks like she's trying to take a dump.
     
    #2455 shegirl, Dec 22, 2010
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    Surely you don't expect me to analyze her expressions. Hell, I was proud of myself for seeing the watermelon.
     
    #2456 zzr, Dec 22, 2010
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    She's conversatin' and was caught in mid sentence. I've bolded the word she was saying when the camera snapped each photo.

    First one: "Hey, there's some water melon on the floor. Can I eat it?

    Second one: "Om nom nom. Om nom nom."

    Third one: "Mmm, that was deli- wait. Are you taking pictures?!"
     
    #2457 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2010
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    Shegirl, does this one work for you?
     

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    AHHH!!! I haven't eaten all day, but I had one egg nog and something my dad mixed and one beer and I'm pretty buzzed. Lightweight I am. Good thing too, gotta spend time with the family.
     
    #2459 Diablo, Dec 22, 2010
  20. 8Track

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    Well, if you're getting buzzed, does that mean you can be talked into doing things for money?
     
    #2460 8Track, Dec 22, 2010
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