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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Diablo

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    Maybe...as long as it's not you offering to blow me.
     
    #2461 Diablo, Dec 22, 2010
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    My side yard looks like a swamp with all this rain we have been getting. I wonder how many Mexicans are going to be picked up from Home Depot to do yard work this Sunday? I'm sure there is a website that calculates such things.

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    Fuck all you guys with the rest of the week off. I work tomorrow and Friday, then since Christmas decided to be a cunt and be on Saturday this year I have to be at a family gathering at 8am. So I get to wake up early, spend time with family while I'm still half asleep and when it would be frowned upon to drink, and then I only get one day to sleep in. Bah humbug!

    No, I'm actually pretty excited for Christmas this year. I did an awesome job in the gift buying department and I'm excited to see what everyone thinks of their gifts. Unfortunately I haven't started wrapping yet, I should probably get on that.

    I'm going to see True Grit tonight, I hope the theater isn't filled with little kids since school's out for break.

    Upon rereading that first paragraph, I see it makes very little sense. I'm too lazy to fix it, you get the gist. Or you don't, either way.
     
    #2463 abneretta, Dec 22, 2010
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    Egg Nog and Capitan Morgan for the morning, or some screw drivers, or hell, Bloody Mary's would work. Then start drinking heavily to tolerate the family around noon-ish. I plan on doing just that when I drive down south to visit the rest of the family on Friday.
     
    #2464 Diablo, Dec 22, 2010
  5. 8Track

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    Does anyone ever truly plan to have the worst hangover of their lives this weekend?
     
    #2465 8Track, Dec 22, 2010
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    Hell I'm not even waiting til the weekend. My parents are having a "Twas the night before the night before" party tomorrow and as much as I hate it, I'll be sick before the night is over. I have to go back to the liquor store tomorrow for three more gallons 'cause my mom is worried we won't have enough.
     
    #2466 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 22, 2010
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    Well I would say that no one truly does plan to be hung over, but Freud would say that if you didn't want to be hung over, you wouldn't have gotten drunk in the first place.
     
    #2467 ghettoastronaut, Dec 22, 2010
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    I just bought myself a sympathy present for not landing the job. Second place? If you're not first, you're last. Well...I guess two sympathy presents, if you count the 12-pack of 90 Shilling. Here. We. Go.
     
    #2468 JGold, Dec 22, 2010
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    Same here, since none of us have to work on friday, me and my buddies are having our annual Christmas Eve party tomorrow instead of on Christmas Eve.

    I'm just pissed that I can't find a Justin Bieber sings Christmas Carols CD for the white elephant gift. Seriously, how the fuck do his marketing people not force him to make a christmas CD. Now I have to find something else...suggestions welcome.
     
    #2469 pterodactyl, Dec 22, 2010
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.amazon.com/Merry-Christmas-Mariah-Carey/dp/B000002A46/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.amazon.com/Merry-Christmas-M ... _lmf_tit_1</a>

    How appropriate! It's $6.66
     
    #2470 8Track, Dec 22, 2010
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    It's worth seeing regardless, but it's also not kid-friendly so there probably won't be many little shitws there. It's better than the original and Coen fans won't be disapointed. Jeff Bridges is officially The Man again.

    That shocks me as well because if that kid sang into a paper bag filled with his own shit a million future strippers would want to cradle the album in their arms. I think Hanson released one a few years back, what not try the classics? If not, Maybe some Kenny G for the holidays.
     
    #2471 Crown Royal, Dec 22, 2010
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    Awesome movie. Caught it earlier today. I enjoyed it so much, I'll probably go again.
     
    #2472 tempest, Dec 22, 2010
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    Christ it must suck to be Kyle Brotzman.
     
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    What, did he miss another one?
     
    #2474 8Track, Dec 22, 2010
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    He's their punter too, and dropped an EASY first down catch on an attempted fake. I mean easy. And it wasn't close. Looked like a cripple trying to catch a greased pig.
     
    #2475 JGold, Dec 22, 2010
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    Yeah, she makes me feel all funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. I've developed a taste for the hipster nerdess look, and she's got it down pat.
     
    #2476 Beefy Phil, Dec 22, 2010
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    I made this just to be funny, but I really wish it was a real movie.
     

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    What eye disease did Jennitalia give you? The shit is obviously contagious. I can't see how being attracted to a legion of people that treat personal hygiene and full time jobs like they're an enemy of the state is even possible. On the other hand, I like to jerk off to the Hickory Farm catalogue and stalk crackwhores, so I guess everyone's got their weaknesses.

    Crank it.
     
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    "Million Dollar Money Drop" is such a horrible game show. I can't see this shit lasting. It is not like these are questions you should know. What is America's favorite ice cream topping, who the fuck would know that 100%
     
    #2479 zyron, Dec 22, 2010
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    Am I the only one who went to Catholic school and would've had their ass suspended if they actually wrote that on an assignment and handed it in?
     
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