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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. twopy

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    Red Stagg and a splish splash of Coke for color.. Don't mind if I do
     

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    Just finished a The League marathon, now savoring some nice thick rib steaks and scalloped potatoes, and then it's an Alien marathon.

    The Girl is in from Toronto and she brought a couple bottles of Christmas Cheer with her.

    Life is good.
     
    #2482 Nettdata, Dec 22, 2010
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    Christmas Vacation is on watch instantly. Win.

    Also, bonus points to anyone who can find an image of Cousin Eddie on the diving board waving to Clark. Best I can find is this gif
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    My wife just went to bed and I'm throwing in A Christmas Story. It's a 4 day weekend. Let's hope no one gets their eye shot out.
     
    #2484 uzisuicide, Dec 22, 2010
  5. JGold

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    How The League doesn't get more acclaim, I don't know. It's far and away my favorite show on TV these days. And I watch a significant amount of TV.

    HIT-HIT-HYAHHHHHHH!
     
    #2485 JGold, Dec 22, 2010
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    SPECIAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!

    Were there unicorns snowing out teardrops of Elton John songs?!?!
     
    #2486 Crown Royal, Dec 22, 2010
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    For the gents:

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    For the ladies:

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    I finish my shift tomorrow at 10pm, I'll get a good night's sleep and hit the road the next morning, and proceed to spend a wonderful 1 1/2 days with my family before returning to work for Boxing Day evening dinner service. Six hour drive, both ways.

    I offer the following advice to all of you as a Christmas gift:

    Don't let your kids grow up to be chefs.
     
    #2488 Volo, Dec 22, 2010
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    Say what you will about hipster males and their hygiene and their lack of ambition. They're hardly defensible. But women in hipster fashion are generally just in it for the image, which downplays shit like excessive make-up and huge fake nails and dyed bleach blond hair. Can they get obnoxiously weird with it? Definitely. But I'll take a cute girl who looks like she just got out of bed over one who looks prepped for a porn set any day of the week. That's me. Judge away.
     
    #2489 Beefy Phil, Dec 23, 2010
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    seriously, does anyone actually enjoy bacardi rum? shit's awful. I have to drown it in mixers to make it bearable. What the fuck. Where's the fuckin whiskey?
     
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    Monday night consisted of Budweisers, miller high life, Overcast blocking the lunar eclipse I stayed up for, a lesbian getting jealous of me as she wanted the girl I was hookin up with, finger blastin and dick tuggin... One month and some odd days later and she still wont have sex! so stingy and I can't win.. wont see her for about 3 weeks...

    Can't decide whether it was a good night or decent one. After being with this chick, being the mayonnaise face she is, i've started to gain much more appreciation for pasty chicks, especially red heads.
     

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    Now that I'm home from finals, IT'S FUCKING 'NOG SEASON.

    Oh sweet baby Jesus, I love me some 'nog.
     
    #2492 MoreCowbell, Dec 23, 2010
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    We need more people calling out shit for being the stupid shit it is.

    This is awesome.
     

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    The League is awesome, I've been rewatching episodes because they are so great. Reminds me of the first season of Always Sunny, but I don't think it's going to start to fail hard like Always Sunny is, and here's why: The characters on the League are actually relatable. How is it possible to relate to somebody who thinks hanging out in a sewer is a good time? The Always Sunny gang, while has definitely brought the funny before, is more like a 3 minute sketch of ridiculous characters extended for far too long. You wonder why movies written by funny sketch teams fall flat (Whitest Kids, Derrick Comedy, etc.)? Same reason. After time they just keep getting more and more ridiculous and while you can laugh at that, the same shit over and over gets predictable and loses its comedic value.

    Here's to hoping they keep bringing more of the League and keeping the seasons god damn short. Any more than 13 episodes would be a terrible, terrible, awful idea.
     
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    Kidding, but seriously.
     

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    My liver is well pickled after my road trip which is perfect due to the number of events I'll be packing into the next 4 days.

    Meeting up with an old friend tonight for drinks. This is the chick I had locked out of my hotel in San Diego because of how insane she was acting. Hopefully she's kicked her coke habit and has balanced out her brain chemicals. Maybe, maybe not.
     
    #2496 Guy Fawkes, Dec 23, 2010
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    I have those same panties.
     
    #2497 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2010
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    Finally finished moving up 3 flights of stairs. It sucks having nice, heavy furniture sometimes.

    I get to meet my man's folks Xmas eve, then they are leaving late Xmas day on a roadtrip to Cali, taking my man. I guess Grandpa is getting up there and they want to see him one last time. Seems morbid...


    What this means is that PIMPTRESS of the last Xmas thread will be back, bored, drunk and stoned, for a week.


    You have been warned.
     
    #2498 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2010
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    Just to clarify, I did not say this. I simply said I use free weights.
     
    #2499 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2010
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    Prove it.
     
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