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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    That is so weird! I was just gonna say I have that same couch.
     
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    Last night =

    Moonshine

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    Barth Grooks concert.

    Still drunk as shit.

    Going to work now, bye..
     
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    PICS OR GTFO!!
     
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    I'm quoting myself from October:
    My best friend is pregnant, I've mentioned that several times on here. Guess what her profile picture is? She has officially crossed over to the other side and I'm not pleased.

    The movie was great. I'm going to have to see it again.

    And you were wrong about there being kids in the theater. One family up front had two 8 or 9 year old boys and I think there were a few rugrats behind me as well. What's bad is that they behaved better than the two rednecks sitting behind me. Not to mention the guy with 2 gallons of cologne on, I could hardly breathe and he was sitting 5 rows in front of me. This is why I prefer matinees and late shows during the week (obviously excluding the holidays) when the mouth-breathers stay home.
     
    #2504 abneretta, Dec 23, 2010
  5. Primer

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    I'm in the same boat. Hipster chicks give me a pants ripping boner. I hate the whole everyday-done-up-to-the-nine look that women do. I don't have anything to look forward too when I take her out to a fancy place, I also have to wait 90 minutes just so she can put on her face. Fuck that noise; break out the thick rimmed glasses, throw your hair in whatever form seems fine at the time and put on your crazy looking, yet hot, clothes (including those skin tight pants).

    I love bacardi rum*.

    *because it's always on sale for like 14 bucks a 26.
     
    #2505 Primer, Dec 23, 2010
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    Perhaps consider wearing looser pants, then.
     
    #2506 ghettoastronaut, Dec 23, 2010
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    I found this at Wal-Mart.

    [​IMG]

    Figure we'll get drunk and make inappropriate bracelets for people to wear.
     
    #2507 pterodactyl, Dec 23, 2010
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    Just got back from a funeral.

    One of the doctors who saved my life shot himself a few days ago (Story is here, except turns out it was severe depression, not ptsd). Talk about a mind-fuck for me.

    But seriously, who kills themselves right before Christmas? I can't imagine the pain for his wife and children.

    The service today was filled with doctor colleagues, and I recognized more than a few of them... I'm thinking that's not a good thing.

    Oh man, I'm gonna be drunk as shit this weekend.
     
    #2508 Samr, Dec 23, 2010
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    WHY IS THIS ATTRACTIVE I have no idea why I (and others here) find this attractive but it is. In the hipster girl boat as well, manning the god damn wheel.
     
    #2509 ssycko, Dec 23, 2010
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    I'm the only one on call working today. I get next week off. I'm sipping on a beer that was leftover from a company lunch and playing this: <a class="postlink" href="http://teamcoco.com/mintygame" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://teamcoco.com/mintygame</a> I'm addicted.

    46 seconds 100%
     
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  11. taste_my_rainbow

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    I just traipsed through the woods in the cold looking for mistletoe. I found some within reach (with a machete) but none of the mistletoe I've seen has any berries and that's unfortunate. It's almost time to start drinking! Yay!
     
    #2511 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2010
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    People seriously do this? Why can't we just all agree that we buy mistletoe at the local nursery.

    Or agree to live places that mistletoe isn't indigenous.
     
    #2512 The Village Idiot, Dec 23, 2010
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    My last Deutsche bier, mit eine pretzl from a local Deutsche bäkerei.

    Calling kuhjager, once again, to the blond, blue-eyed courtesy phone to correct that sentence.

    Oh, and I beat that Conan game in 30 seconds. Bam.
     

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    OK 50 seconds, but I have an issue with htis game. I can understand a piece of cand liking other pieces of candy and that they would be considered "good" things. I completely understand that getting cigarette butts, used gum and shit on it are "bad" things. BUT IN WHAT FUCKING universe has needles on the ground and used bandages ever benn a "good" thing to get stuck with.....what the fuck....seriously.

    pterodactyl - nice bracelet kit, I hope Santa brings you that Bedazzler you've always desired as well.
     
    #2514 Veovis, Dec 23, 2010
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    Getting super drunk and going to the Sabres game. I'm in heaven.
     
    #2515 Backroom, Dec 23, 2010
  16. taste_my_rainbow

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    Yes, people do this. I am one of those people. Why didn't I just go buy some? Because I'm cheap and it grows all over the place 'round here. I'm all spirit-y now that everything's ready for this party. I just hung a banner thingy in the kitchen that says "Happy Holidays Y'all!" (it's Paula Deen and she's scary but this is cute)

    Gotta go fix a drink now. I'm thirsty.
     
    #2516 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2010
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    I know what y'all are thinking. It's a Christmas miracle! After nearly a whole season of deprivation, you finally, FINALLY get to see the Carolina Panthers play their brand of smashmouth, electric football on primetime television. Jimmy Clausen in HD. You're welcome, America. You're welcome.
     
    #2517 JGold, Dec 23, 2010
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    Don't use the Mistletoe in your drink because it's poisonous. It's loaded with phoratoxin and alkaloid tyramine and such.
     
    #2518 8Track, Dec 23, 2010
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    Heh.

    Only if you bought the Thursday Night Ticket, for me anyway. I did not because I think it's bullshit and I'm cheap...and it's a great excuse to be at the bar by 10am every Sunday having not bought any Ticket.

    PS NFL Network is gonna go a head and hog up the Saturday games as well. Greedy fuckers.
     
    #2519 shegirl, Dec 23, 2010
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    I'm pretty sure that airsoft is my new favorite drinking game. Shoot 550 rounds through an automatic "rifle" at several rounds per second, with decent accuracy, solid range, and somewhat-painful stopping power, all while not killing the person? And you get to drink beer during rest breaks/during the actual game? And it's legal?

    Yes, please!

    I'm gonna go eat some mexican food and watch the "ninja warrior" series on G4 in HD.
     
    #2520 Samr, Dec 23, 2010
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