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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Merry Christmas little boy

     
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    I laughed. Hard.

    First beer of the night....shit may get real.
     
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    Tis the season man. Being miserable sucks, but being miserable when every bit of social reinforcement and every visual sign you can process tells you that every single other living human being on the fucking planet is gloriously, gloriously happy? Well that makes fellating a firearm start to look real fucking appealing.

    I understand that suicide rates in December go through the fucking roof in pretty much every first world country that celebrates Christmas.

    That said, I'm heading towards a 70 hour work week this week. I'll get paid overtime for 14 or 15 of those hours and a couple hundred bucks for being on call - but still, fuck this shit.
     
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    I'm currently working my way through a growler of microbrew celebration ale (from a local brew pub, so passing along the name would be pointless) that was an early Christmas present from the Mrsanthropic. Excellent, excellent beer.

    In addition, I ushered in the Christmas weekend with a trip to the doctor. I'm engaging in an experimental wart treatment (no, not there), and have had needles stuck in my foot every couple of weeks for the last month and a half. Apparently humiliation is part of the process, as, over the last six weeks, increasingly attractive assistants have been invited by the doctor to look at my foot. Nothing turns a chick on like viral growths on your toes, let me tell you.
     
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    Some food for thought: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.ontario.cmha.ca/fact_sheets.asp?cID=3965" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.ontario.cmha.ca/fact_sheets.asp?cID=3965</a>

     
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    My suspicion is that at least part of those increased reports of depression would be due to seasonal affective disorder. But then, the fact that it goes back to normal by January doesn't quite mesh with that, so.

    Suicide rates do, however, go up when famous people die.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bmj.com/content/321/7271/1246.4.extract" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bmj.com/content/321/7271/1246.4.extract</a>

     
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    Enough of this depressing shit. Can we get this thread back on topic please?!

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    These girls didn't need mistletoe:
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    There. That's better.
     
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    How about a different kind of toe?
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    Sorry, I know it's depressing and not a naked chick, but I have to share and if there's one bright light in this cesspool of moral degeneration it's that we appreciate dogs.

    DO NOT CLICK if you have even the slightest sort of positive thoughts toward dogs and are not ready for the people around you to see you dissolve. I clicked knowing that my husband would "awwww" at me getting teary-eyed, and instead I started sobbing so loudly and uncontrollably that the rest of my family thought I was being assaulted and came running.



    All I can think about is how you can just tell by looking that he's a good dog. Nothing fancy, just a true good dog. Ugh. Dogs rule.
     
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    I remember putting down the old family dog...his hips went and I had to carry him everywhere. He was 130 lbs. Never bothered me one second to do that.
    One time we came home and he met us at the top of the steps...wearing the garbage can lid around his neck. He didn't care because we were home and he was excited to see us.
    RIP Hawk
     
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    I had a dachshund that I got for my 6th grade birthday. He had major disk problems and when he was 12 one of the disks near his back legs basically exploded and his back legs wouldn't work anymore. When he had to go to the bathroom I had to bend over and hold him up as he looked for a spot to piss and shit as he could walk this way with his front legs.

    This was a killer on the back as he was so short and it took him forever to find a spot to shit. Never minded once, miss you Little Boy.
     
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    boss is taking a bunch of us to a strip club for lunch. Just spent a couple of minutes trying to discretely find out if I was going to be ok with that or if I might be offended. So hard not to laugh in his face.
     
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    I don't know. I might be offended by strip club food.
     
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    I actually had a really good burger at a strip club in northern California. We were hired to put in a new cooking surface with a exhaust system. They made us a couple of burgers and gave us a few beers when we went in to do the estimate. I'd be more offended by seeing the "dancers" when the sun is still shinning. Hideous B talent during the days when we were installing.
     
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    Actually, the best burger I've ever had was at a strip club.

    And the old Marble Arch had a phenomenal kitchen.... and they were always packed for lunches. It was like the tits and ass were secondary concerns during the downtown Vancouver lunch rush.
     
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    You bring up the excellent point of never judging the book by it's cover unless it's by L. Ron Hubbard.
     
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