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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Am I the only one that likes L. Ron?

    And while we're on that, I think Barry Pepper's performance in the screen adaptation of Battlefield Earth is second only to John Travolta's in the same movie.

    Regardless of what you think of Scientology, I admire any man who can create his own religion and get rich people to happily fork over their cash. While getting the tax breaks of a religion.

    I bet all the shit being thrown at Scientology is from the "old-school" corporations... I mean religions...

    All I know is that I've met a few Scientologists, and they've all been really nice people who don't shove their beliefs down my throat.

    Can't say the same about the "real" religions.

    Oh.

    Merry Christmas.

    At least Christmas isn't all about religion and shit, eh? Ha!

    Oh... wait....


    Didn't Coca Cola create Santa?
     
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  3. Nettdata

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    Or the ToyToy version:

     
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  4. 8Track

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    Oh, don't get me wrong, I put a tongue in cheek comment about the space cadet... he is brilliant. Just like all the other religious nuts that prosper in fooling the masses. I'd love to start my own religion, but I know I'd get hammered and fuck it up. I'd be all, "HAHAHHAHAHA! You fucker's fell for it! You believed that shit? I don't know god. HAHAHAHA! You really think all of your hot virgin daughters needed to be my concubines so you could go to THEOACOLYPSE? Theocalypse is what I made up when I slipped in the shower and hit my head on the faucet! You assholes crack me up with your 40% Tithe! hahahaha. Downder Barthaowlomus! (our holiday, because it sounds gayer than saying, Merry Christmas.)"
     
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    Is it just me or does that blonde look like shes smoked a couple bowls of meth in her years?
     
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  6. 8Track

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    Meth, cock, crack, tailpipe, breathalyzer, and keyhole.
     
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    At the risk of flying (John Travolta's private jet?) into inappropriate territory, I know that it's largely true that whenever I hate a particular group of people, it's usually because of a few of those group's members who wind up on the news, and not because of the individuals of that group who I've met. I know a Mormon guy who's in favour of gay marriage and is happy to let anyone else live their life doing and believing what they want, and isn't pushy at all with his beliefs. I've met more than a few surprisingly cool priests, for that matter, with whom I've had better discussions on religion or theology than I've had conversations with most people I've met on more interesting and less controversial topics. And without a doubt I've met tons of people of various political and religious opinions I would have profound and irreconcilable disagreements with, but have otherwise had pleasant conversations with because the subject was never brought up.

    But quite frankly, sir, the church of scientology does things that are so far beyond the compass of shoving beliefs down people's throats that even the most rod-wielding habit-wearing nuns would raise an eyebrow or two. I mean, aside from the public craziness of Tom Cruise or Jon Travolta, they tend to keep to themselves. But have a look for stories of church members who have tried to get out.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversies#Treatment_of_members" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientolog ... of_members</a>

    Hey, that diesel tree bonfire looks like it would cause a lot of damage to the lawn...
     
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    I'm not sure who the second girl is, but I likey...


     

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    This is an E-meter. It measures the level of Thetans in your body: "bad" spirits that arrived on earth during the Jurassic from a place older than the Galaxy itself. They arrived in UFO's that look like retro Boeing aircraft, stacked them around active volcanos and blew them up with Nuclear weapons. Now, the ghosts of those Thetans possess all of us, and we must rid ourselves of them. Or something like that. By the way, most E-Meters costs at least half as much as a car.

    Go ahead. Expunge Engrams from you reactive mind, or whatever else we can pull out of our ass for the sake of ripping off idiots.

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    See? That's some cool shit right there! It's like comicon but for grownups. Who have money.
     
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    Food was ok. Strippers were for the most part A or optimistic B cups with one C cup in the entire building. In a fucking strip bar. The very classy venue runs a raffle, where for 5 dollars you can win a 10 minute lapdance. I kicked in for one ticket in the spirit of male bonding and won a dance. The tragic part was the girl was interested in fucking me. Drunk at 2 in the afternoon, from out of town, lonely and presumably with a habit to feed - she was tremendously impressed with my piercings and making all kinds of hints. All I could feel was sorry for her.

    'Bitch, you're a stripper in an apparently high class venue. It's christmas even, 2 pm and I'm a tubby computer geek with a pierced lip who just spent 5 dollars on a lap dance. I shouldn't be appealing to you. And jesus christ, is that girl old enough to be in a venue that serves alcohol? Does her mother know? Jesus does she know that she's laced her corset wrong and she's wearing it upside fucking down?'

    And then I realized that I'm tremendously old and have better shit to do with my afternoon.
     
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    woah, I've been sippin on some Johnny Walker Red all day. Good stuff. I'd never had it before.
    here's some sex
    for the ladies
     

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    OUr last guests just left and i'm fuckingg drunmk. the on again/off again but mostlly off boy ended up not coming soo im sleepling by myself. don't like that shit.
     
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    Id sleep w you. But then again, id sleep anywhere.
     
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    thanks you./ i think.

    b ut im good in bed. seriousy.
     
    #2555 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 24, 2010
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    Who have money? Not us. Apparently not us.

    But that brings up a good point, any of you women have money and want to get married w/o a prenuptial? especially one that looks like this:

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    Taste_My_Rainbow might be drunk enough. Shes even "b ut im good in bed. seriousy."
     
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    I play pull tabs about 3 or 4 times a year. I try to stay away from them and all other types of gambling because I have the worst luck of anyone I know. Tonight I was in a bar and had a gut feeling that I should put $20 in on a certain box of pull tabs. I did, and won $300. Maybe my luck is turning around.
     
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    I tried, but I haven't been here since the cross eyes blueberry boy.
     
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    Drinks are on Danger Boy!

    Fire flame!
    Hunny meeyon dahs.
     
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