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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    im not even sure what you meann by that. youre kinda local,, i should have inviteedd you insteat of that jackass that i have wasted years on.
     
    #2561 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 24, 2010
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    And then you got kicked out of the gay bar.
     
    #2562 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    i must be drunke than i thought cause i haves no idwe what yall are talkin about.
     
    #2563 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 24, 2010
  4. 8Track

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    wanna meat (pun) in pleasant hill?
     
    #2564 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
  5. taste_my_rainbow

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    where the fucks is pleaseant hill? but no, i cant drive.
     
    #2565 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 24, 2010
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    Now take a cue from the letting them down easy thread and don't mince words. Im sure the dude(any) would probably cross country ski the distance if there was a chance of getting laid. Don't lead the poor man on. We are still waiting on seeing those panties you claim you have!
     
    #2566 Kubla Kahn, Dec 24, 2010
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    shut you face mr kahn.. i wil lead him on all i want to . thoser panties look mucho better on that girl in that pic than on me.
     
    #2567 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 24, 2010
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    Who said we wanted to seem them on you? Just hang a large bag of skittles between the leg holes and we'll fill in the rest ourselves.
     
    #2568 Kubla Kahn, Dec 24, 2010
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    yeah, maybe, but we know you in real life.. well at least as real as it gets... its like when you say you know the hottest girl in school while in reality she's never even glanced in your direction.. much better to relate to the panties on a realistic scale which is why we need to see you in them. duh.

    this probably makes no sense, but at least i know iim much more comprehendible then rainbow!!!
     
    #2569 Sleeves, Dec 24, 2010
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    Tell me he's not sayin' "hunny meeyon dahs"
     
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  11. 8Track

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    Damn. I thought you loved me.
     
    #2571 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
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    I wished I had jumped on this "santafy your avatar" bandwagon earlier. Shit is hilarious for some reason. Woodrow Call would be the fucking worst Santa ever though.

    I mean sure all the gifts would get there on time, but getting stuff like work gloves and post hole diggers wouldn't be very pleasurable.
     
    #2572 Gravitas, Dec 24, 2010
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    Who would be the ultimate JEW Santa?
     
    #2573 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
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    SHE ONLY LOVES YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR WEEWEE!
     
    #2574 hotwheelz, Dec 24, 2010
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    Kim Jong Il
     
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    Nah, she can get that on any street corner. She loves me because of gamma irradiation sterilization.
     
    #2576 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
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    YOU'RE CANCER PEEN
     
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    You're sympathy poon.
     
    #2578 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
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    I fail to see the problem.
     
    #2579 hotwheelz, Dec 24, 2010
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    Let's fuck some whores.
     
    #2580 8Track, Dec 24, 2010
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