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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Frank

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    The answer to this question from the women on this board is irrelevant. The important thing is that the answer is "too much" for your liking.
     
    #241 Frank, Dec 3, 2010
  2. shegirl

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    Maybe if you changed your avatar you'd get more Frank. HA!

    I don't really use any excuse. Why do I need one? It's either a yes or no deal to me.
     
    #242 shegirl, Dec 3, 2010
  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    I don't think I've ever used it... I have, however, used "I'm-too-sore-but-how-about-a-blowjob?"
     
    #243 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 3, 2010
  4. Samr

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    Just dropped $300 on liquor for our xmas party. 4 cases of variety beer, cherry apple cider mimosas, baileys coffees, and a mint chocolate martini that tastes like a fucking mint brownie. Handles of vodka, tequila, gin, jim beam, rum. Plus a bunch of wine and shit.

    We're not alcoholics, we just like the taste of booze.
     
    #244 Samr, Dec 3, 2010
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    #245 Beefy Phil, Dec 3, 2010
  6. Juice

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    Why arent there more women like you?

    Oh and, 3 weeks from tomorrow,

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    #246 Juice, Dec 3, 2010
  7. taste_my_rainbow

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    Because life's not fair.

    Someone explain this to me: My landline at home has one cordless system (with three phones) hooked to it. I have all three phones in front of me, have turned them all on and back off and the shit still says "Line In Use". WTF?
     
    #247 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 3, 2010
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    Your line has been tapped and you are being stalked. Sell house. Change name.
     
    #248 JPrue, Dec 3, 2010
  9. shegirl

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    Check the docking stations and the main terminal thingiemabob. I am SO techinical.
     
    #249 shegirl, Dec 3, 2010
  10. Primer

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    edit: boobs.
     
    #250 Primer, Dec 3, 2010
  11. Juice

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    If that still doesnt work, then check the whoseywhatsit
     
    #251 Juice, Dec 3, 2010
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    Holy shit the weather in Minneapolis is fucked up. It took me over an hour to do my five mile commute from work. I had the wipers and defrost on full blast the entire drive and it still felt like I was driving half blind. I almost got into an accident twice. I know that sounds like I was driving sloppy, but each time I was going less than 15 mph and my car just kept skidding. I had to pull over to the side to avoid hitting one guy. It was real awesome when some retard held down his horn for 30 seconds as if that was going to magically clear everything up. Oh well, time to start drinking. I hope this weather doesn't get so bad I can't make it out tonight.
     
    #252 Kampf Trinker, Dec 3, 2010
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    Gotta be the goblin rod. Or possibly the flux capacitor.
     
    #253 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 3, 2010
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    My parents sent me $50 for my birthday.

    $30.98 + tax is gone.

    1.75L bottle of Sailor Jerry is here.
     
    #254 $100T2, Dec 3, 2010
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    It WAS the flux capacitor! No, actually I think the phone is just shit*. They're almost a year old so I guess it's replacement time.

    *This is actually exciting... 'round here, when electronics go bad, we shoot the shit out of them. Have you ever shot a cell phone with a .243? Super fun.
     
    #255 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 3, 2010
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    Fuck it. I'm going to buy a bottle of scotch. Here is a little something for you all to enjoy while I'm gone.

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    #256 Fernanthonies, Dec 3, 2010
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    Gotta love cheap costco liquor prices. Just checked my receipt:

    1.75L jim beam: $22
    1.75 Bacardi light rim: $19
    1.75 Bombay Sapphire: $35
    1.75 Sauza Tequila Commemorative Edition: $34
    1.75 Titos Handmade Vodka: $26
    1.75 Baileys: $36
     
    #258 Samr, Dec 3, 2010
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    Is there anything worse than lining up an entire weekend of plans, all the while getting more and more excited for said events, only to look at your finances hours before kickoff, and realize that you shouldn't be doing any of these things since your budget is apparently shot?
     
    #259 JPrue, Dec 3, 2010
  20. Crown Royal

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    Live free or die hard. That was rad.

    First snowfall and already people are driving like retarded near-sighted moles that swam in Jim Beam for half an hour. What is it about early winter that brings out the Asian in drivers? Ice means slippery, no ice means not slippery. Just because there's a few flakes falling from the sky doesn't mean you're flying the Falcon through the asteroid field, Mr. Meet Joe Black so let's GO GO GO!!!!!!

    CrownWife made good quiche tonight.
     
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