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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. 8Track

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    On a side note: Can anyone draw a comic strip?
     
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    SOMETIMES WHEN I PUKE I SHIT
     
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    Millionz.
     
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    Sometimes when you type, you moron.
     
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    No, no, no. I said I won free hunnah dahs. Get it right.

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    Seriously? That is the most fucked up speech bubble I've ever seen. EVER. You got everything else done fairly well... but did you draw that bubble with a brush in your mouth, while fellating a guy, for way less than $16k?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    And that is some major Jew nose going on.
     
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    Just got home from a very enjoyable evening at with old friends at one of my favorite hometown bars which is usually crowded. Most of us have family obligations tomorrow and were taking it easy except for one guy who has a notorious proclivity getting blackout at inappropriate times. As the group's men sip beer and the women wine, this asshole is throwing back house specials like it's "Thirsty Thursdays" back in sophomore year. All is normal.... until..... "AHHHH!!!!" Our D.D. screamed as she noticed the drunkard was holding a lighter to the fuzzy white ball on her Santa hat. It really was little more than a singe but she insisted we settle tabs and leave him immediately. Quite an abrupt and unpleasant end to an otherwise delightful outing.

    Also, to be filed in the "Fuck Yes!" file, forecasts are calling for snow on Christmas Day in NC - even at the beach (Wrightsville for those who care) although I will reserve true excitement until it is being called for the day of.

    Finally I would like to point out two distinct sub-species of the much debated genus hipsterfemalius.

    A.) The Hot (and I'm referring to the one on the right, not Where's Waldo)
    B.)The Not

    As if there was any question, these images were obtained from the foremost resource on the subject - Vice Magazine
     

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    I can also draw. Fun facts!

    I feel like those haters of the capslock are too afraid to admit how powerful it can actually be when used properly. It's like the nunchakus of grammar.
     
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    MY CRIPPLE CLAW IS UNSTEADY, 'NADIAN!
     
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    Bah. Fuckin kids these days and their flimsy, half-assed excuses.
     
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    You have got to be fucking kidding me. That is without question, a dude.
     
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    It is hard to compare when Nettdata and his midget hands can move the mouse one pixel at a time.
     
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    Art, motherfucker! APPRECIATE IT!
     
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    Shit I missed the mustache but I'm standing my ground on this one. Minus the shitty costume she would be fly. It is an admittedly poor example.
     
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    She is just holding her hair like it is a mustache, she isn't really one.
     
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    Awesome. To think that there's an AIR FORCE that lets this shit go on. Can you imagine the shit if the US or Canadian air forces saw their guys do this?

     
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    Art, motherfucker! CREATE SOME!
     
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