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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Dcc001

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    I was enrolled in Catholic school because my parents felt it was a higher quality of education than the public school system in my area (there are/were three types of school: public, Catholic and private). I was never taught by nuns, and I only knew priests through the masses they performed. The problem was that my father has nothing but contempt for religion, so from a young age I questioned what I was being taught. Obviously, no one can give you any answers beyond "because the Bible says so," so I just never believed all the BS.

    Ironically, my early education was - in retrospect - very progressive. We were taught world religions, we had early sex education that dealt with a broad spectrum (birth control, masturbation, etc) and the teachers were regular teachers, not hardass nuns.

    I just couldn't tolerate the hypocrisy. And as I get older and see the joke that the clergy has become - not all, but far too many - I refuse to be associated with it.
     
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    These contradict everywhere but Lousiana.
     
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    Nothing beats Scrooged for the old past, present and future ghost business.

    I haven't been around much lately because I'm still working at the video game store and have been working my ass off. The store is actually open tomorrow but thankfully my Miata-driving, D&D-loving manager is working it instead of me.

    I'd kill to watch A Christmas Story but we (actually hubby) canceled the cable shortly after the last episode of The Walking Dead aired ('cuz I'da fucked him up if he made me miss any episodes). It will sadly remain off at least until Mad Men starts again or we whine and cry long enough that he has no choice but to have it turned back on. It's not so bad though - at least I still have the internet!

    Merry Christmas to you all! I have already begun my annual Christmas Eve tradition of getting so unbelievably assfaced while wrapping presents that I spend all Christmas day slumped in the corner moaning. Every year - EVERY FUCKING YEAR I swear I won't do that next year and every year I do it anyway. God bless us, everyone....
     
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    Oh and don't forget about the Santa Tracker:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html</a>
     
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    Scrooged, with Bill Murray? Are you nuts.
     
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  6. Nettdata

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    Wait. Upcoming birth? I'm confused. You having another one? Thought you made the big "it's a boy!" proclamation already. Or was that the sonogram talking?

    Either way, hope you're up and fucking around soon.
     
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    The "it's a boy!" proclamation wasn't after Blue Pup's birth, it was after they saw his little wang on the ultrasound.
     
    #2687 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 24, 2010
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    going to nap off the drinking I've been doing so I don't embarrass the family at midnight mass. I have a solid 3 hours to sober up a bit. Though to be fair I had some FABULOUS fuckin wine at dinner


    nap, church, nightcap, zzzzzzzzzzz , CHRISTMAS. in that order merry christmas all!
     
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    Just got home from a nice day with the family and I managed to slow it down before I got sloppy. Some among us were unable to practice any semblance of moderation. Upon my arrival it was immediately obvious that our hosts had been pre-gaming heavily and after a round of greetings and catching up my uncle requested that I D.D. him around town to pick up a few things. Not surprisingly, the first two stops were the liquor store (state run) and a grocery store for vino and in both he shopped in sunglasses and a yellow apron. The final "stop?" A cruise past his boss' house to show me an entire family of mannequins dressed to the nines, posed on the guy's front porch. Naturally I stopped and got a few phone photos which I intend to past later.

    The gathering itself presented nothing humorous or out of the ordinary. Although I am quite late, I have finally arrived to the Kindle party and am fiddling with it now. Perhaps next I will upgrade to one of them fancy iPod touch gadgets.

    I also would like to join the chorus of people whose church experience encompasses funerals, weddings, and of course the occasional Alcoholics Anonymous meeting down in the basement.

    And last but certainly not least - a gift for my favorite group of internet crazies.
     

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    My girlfriend is in the Dominican, my family is all around me opening gifts and I am wasted. Fuck, I miss her a lot my good internet friends.

    My brother just gave his girlfriend her gift; a trip to New York City for the two of them. It really made her night and it was the nicest gift he has ever given her. She broke down and cried in the living room. Great job, brother. What a great gift pal!

    Merry Christmas to all you and yours! Hope your Christmas is blessed and full of cheer, beer and every other thing you may love during this holiday season!
     
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    Merry Christmas, folks. Time to get lit the fuck up and watch Christmas Vacation like I do every Christmas eve. Join me if you wish (not literally I only have a shitty queen bed), I look forward to spending the week off with you getting fucked up and making a valiant half-assed attempt to finish my laundry room which I think the previous owner had installed by vandals.

    I leave you with this gift, a board favourite:
     
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    Sim's version is great, but I've always been quite partial to George C Scott's version, despite the extraordinarily annoying as fuck Tiny Tim.
    Frank Finlay probably played the best version of Marley, at least that I've seen.



    Well, so far, the best Christmas present I've gotten so far is the one I gave myself. I talked with the old man and finally told him that I had no desire to take over his business and eventually had plans to move away to a bigger city. Not really much of a move, Northern Indiana to Chicago, but still a step towards a career I feel like I could enjoy long term.
     
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    Dum de dum dum. Back in the U. S. of fuckin' A. Spent the last three days marathoning with Mass Effect 2. Going up to Connecticut tomorrow, visit some extended family, have some laughs. Merry Christmas TiB.
     
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    Mmmmmmmm.

    OJ and Malibus.

    3.5" filets, bacon wrapped, with prawn and scallop filled twice baked potatoes. And lobster tails.

    A chocolate lava cake that failed in presentation but tasted fucking unreal.

    Dinner was fucking awesome.

    Now making a few Polar Bears, digging out the chocolate macaroons, and settling down for a Sergio Leone evening, and Two Mules for Sister Sarah thrown in for good measure.

    And a nice toasty fireplace, and The Girl.

    Ahhhhh.


    Merry Christmas indeed.
     
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    Sheeeeit. Liquor stores closed already? Videogame time!
     

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    Anybody else ever run into this?

    Just came from dinner at my grandparents. The dessert? Lime jello. With peas and carrots in it. And served on lettuce. And the kicker: my grandma put mayo on top of it.

    What the fuck?

    I've never heard of anybody, anywhere doing this. And it was absolutely awful.
     
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    Jesus fucking Christ that sounds terrible. Are they senile?
     
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    Good god I need to stop eating! I am literally worried I have done internal damage to myself. Christmas cookies and candy all day long, an unholy amount of pork tenderloin, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, dinner rolls, blueberry cobbler, apple pie, lava cake, and I keep going back to force more delicious, delicious pork into my face. On the plus side I have more beer than I can reasonably drink and a bottle of Blue Label I'm about to get into.
     
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    I swear to god when I get old enough to feign senility and get away with it I'll be making everyone think WTF!? On a regular basis.

    As to that. Wow. Had a lot of jellied salads in my day, but that's fucked up.

    It's like she mind melted (unsuccessfully) with a Subway sandwich artist.
     
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    When will wine people admit that craft beer beats the fuck out of their shitty grape juice? 9 out of 10 dentists agree, Beer rules.
     
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