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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    But did you eat it?
     
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    And you fail at life.

    And FYI, good wine doesn't come in a box.
     
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    Is she your grandma?
     
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    Fuck Christmas, I can't wait for school to start again. At least New Year's is still a holiday for people who don't like their family.
    I got totally jew'd on presents this year, and I'm broke till the 31st woohoo!
     
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    The weird thing is that my senile grandpa refused to eat it, while my grandmother, who is completely lucid, thought it was great. I think its just an age thing.


    I tried just eating around all the veggies, so it was just jello, but it still distinctly tasted like peas. Fuck that. I ended up burying it in the scraps I had left over on my plate.
     
    #2706 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 25, 2010
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    Well I succeeded in making my mom cry on Christmas Eve.

    But not by telling her I was gay or anything like that.

    As I was preparing food, I decided to sing a Christmas carol, "I'm dreaming of a white christmas".

    I never sing, but I felt in the mood, and I have a baritone singing voice, so I can sing Crosby ok.

    Apparently my singing voice sounds exactly like her dad who died 9 years ago's voice, and she walked into the room expecting to see him.
     
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    God, you're such a dick.
     
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    Why don't they play this on TV during Christmas anymore. Just finished watching it for the first time in like 10 years and it is as amazing as ever. Was the Blu Ray version and they sure cleaned it up.
     
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    I cannot be arojudn my family unless where if wine involved. I just ginined a bottle by my self. I finally fo not fare if they say ,ean and passive afggresive things, because FUCK THEM I AM DRUNK. THEY ARE NOT NEARLY AS HAPPY AS I AM..

    And my new dude listened to my ramble for a long time and laiguhed and said i Was fcute.

    And i got books.

    Ans an ice scraptet for my catr.

    WHERE IS DIXIWE BANDIT?!?!??!?!?!?! This thread suchs without him.
     
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    LIEz@! gOOD wine comes in a box sometimes.

    EDITl I MEAN TO SAYH THAT FRANZIA IS SO GOOD AND HATETRS CAN FUCK RIGHT GOOFF


    Double editL you know what? this thread lackcs tom hardy. i will fix this right now.

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    I was half an inch from skidding into the guard rail coming off of a loop going onto the highway. One of these days I am not going to make these close calls.

    Fuck, I need a beer.
     
    #2712 LatinGroove, Dec 25, 2010
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    Maybe that is Baby Jesus's way of telling you to slow down.
     
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    I'm fairly certain that in order for him to be posting right now, he would need to acquire one of these:

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    The snowplow is stuck in the ditch outside my house right now as we speak... This is good, no? The meteorologists called for 1-2" of snow. I'm looking outside at about 6" on top of 3-4" we already had. This needs to be Russia where they punish the weathermen for shit calls. AAAAND mom made us all go to church anyways. Whatever, I'm working through the 24 pack of Sam Adams Holiday Specials. Chocolate Bock is outstanding, as is the Winter Porter. I win.
     
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    MEGATRON CHRISTMAS

    That's all I have to say.
     
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    Ozzy rules!

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.680news.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/article/161660--rocker-ozzy-osbourne-wants-to-ban-christmas" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.680news.com/entertainment/en ... -christmas</a>
     
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    I can kind of see his logic. Good thing for me I am still a "non-acknowledging" drunk type of drunk.

    Actually I had a pretty nice time tonight with the in-laws. However, I can see that it may not have been such a nice time without the wine.
     
    #2719 mya, Dec 25, 2010
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    Okay, queers, I'm in.
     
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