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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Merry Christmas fools!
     
    #2721 Kubla Kahn, Dec 25, 2010
  2. DrFrylock

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    Sad but true. He managed to not get banned from TiB but he did get banned by civil society. Maybe we need to raise our standards around here?

    There is some kind of cosmic resonance in the fact that his avatar is a picture of Johnny Cash taken in Folsom Prison. Granted he was there by choice. I wonder if DixieBandit gets any cool free concerts.

    I feel a little bad for Little Bandit. Let's hope he can parlay this experience into being a great blues musician or something.
     
    #2722 DrFrylock, Dec 25, 2010
  3. Gravitas

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    Anybody know what he is in for?
     
    #2723 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2010
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    An unhealthy love for all things Burt Reynolds?
     
    #2724 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2010
  5. Gravitas

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    I never knew I was an outlaw.
     
    #2725 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2010
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    I think him being an outlaw would require him running from the cops for something cool. From the sounds of it he's just a fuck up.
     
    #2726 toddamus, Dec 25, 2010
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    I distinctly remember him posting a story not to long before he got thrown in the can where he actually DID run from the cops. If I recall, he was taking his kid to an amazing water park here in Texas and he got pulled over. I don't remember all the small details but he had an internal conflict: Get his son to the water park to preserve his awesome dad image by running from the cops. Or accept defeat, possibly get arrested, and not get to go this time.

    He ran.

    He got his son to the water park and supposedly had a good time. But the law caught up to him later. I think its safe to say that actually being in the clink is more of a let-down than missing a trip to Schlitterbahn.(although Schlitterbahn is fucking spectacular)

    Edit: I don't know if this is actually why he's in there.
     
    #2727 xrayvision, Dec 25, 2010
  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Holy fuckshitstack what a course this night has taken.

    Some quik background I'm currently at my parents house who are fairly strict muslims so I can't keep any booze, cigarettes etc. in the house where they might find at. This situation is circumvnted by hiding shit of course. I hide all of my vices inside of an old backpack inside of an old moving box in the storage room in our basement.

    So tonight begn nicelly enough; getting drunk with some old friends and drunkmoneyfucking my old fuck buddy. Who could ask for more right? Well I got home a little while ago and felt like a nightcap of a nice glass of scotch. I go to my hiding spot and the entire fucking box is gone and the entirwe storage room has been organized. No sign of the box or my backpack anywhere. Now I'm pretty sure they didn't find anything because they would have said somethhing so that's no big deal.

    BUT inside of the box was: a 20 bag of shwag (no big deal), some condoms (again no big deal), my bong (big deal, I spent 60 bucks on the fucking thing and it was beautiful), AND A HALF FULL BOTTLE OF BLUE LABEL. FUCK.

    God dammit I am so dissapointed.

    But in the spirit of christmas, here is some fun:
    and some sex:
     

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  9. Tope

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    Flying out to Vegas at 5 and won't be back until the 28th. That's a Christmas/Birthday present for reals.

    Didn't get a chance to smoke any green today, oh well there goes a 24 day streak. To those still going, keep it strong.
     
    #2729 Tope, Dec 25, 2010
  10. Gravitas

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    Nothing says Christmas like having to call the cops out for a domestic violence situation.

    Santa came down the chimney and apparently he was throwing haymakers.
     
    #2730 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2010
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    Did they wish everyone a Merry Christmas or a Happy Holidays?
     
    #2731 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2010
  12. Gravitas

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    I think they are Christmukkah people.

    Actually, the fuckers didn't even answer their door when the cops showed up. If I have to wake up and go stand outside in the fucking cold I want to see some full blown COPS action, but no. St. Nick decided I wasn't good enough for the Christmas present of seeing a shirtless dude getting tased.

    Or seeing a girl getting tased, because she is actually "quite the handful" according to local PD.
     
    #2732 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2010
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    QUESTION: Why don't we die when we get naked in water? Shouldn't the water go in your ass/vagina and bloat us to death? WHY?!
     
    #2733 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2010
  14. Nettdata

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    what
     
    #2734 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2010
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    THAT'S WHAT I SAID! IT'S A MYSTERY!
     
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    Allord said something about kidneys, but everyone knows those are imaginary.
     
    #2736 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2010
  17. Gravitas

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    Quit giving the Insane Clown Posse new song ideas.
     
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  18. hotwheelz

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    Why? That song is the shit! If we had more Christian ICP then everyone would say merry christmas like good un-pc people.
     
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  19. Gravitas

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    I think we have found the answer to your virginity problem...JUGGALOS!
     
    #2739 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2010
  20. hotwheelz

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    Isn't bestiality illegal?
     
    #2740 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2010
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