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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    You know, I didn't expect much out of that video, but that was pretty bad ass. Too bad the camera angle wasn't a bit wider.

    In other news, I love scotch. It's been a long time and this shit is delicious. Also, the Disco Biscuits are amazing and this song in particular is great:

     
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    It's been in the 50's all day today. We had a few flurries on Tuesday though, Missouri weather is stupid because you never know what the hell it's going to do.

    I've had a long god damn week. I'm capping it off with a Four Loko...why the fuck did I buy 8 cans of this shit? Now I feel obligated to drink it, the lemonade flavor is awful.

    Looks like I'm going to watch CMT Artists of the Year tonight, since Kevin Costner is hosting. I sorta love that man.

     
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    I'll just leave this here:

     
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    Yes, this is from earlier in the thread, but if you want to find hot yoga, watch Namaste Yoga on the Fitness channel. Though they won't come right out and say it, it's filmed by guys just for guys. You will never see so many ass and crotch shots outside of porn in your life.

    Here's a teaser:

     
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    Yep, except I say "should it get the lotion and put it on the cock?"
     
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    I'll see you that and raise you this:

     
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    This Hendrick's gin is pretty great. I'm still making gin and tonics with lime because the liquor store doesn't sell cucumbers and if I but only a cucumber at the grocery store, I feel like the cashier is judging me.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, but can you swing a sword and blow up an entire ship? Wait for it at 1:54. But seriously, watch this whole video if you haven't seen it yet. You'll fucking DIE. An entire dreadfully shitty Harlequin Novel mini-series in four minutes. Credit to Frank:


    ...I think he was trying to make it so manly that it came out gay anyways, just like A Nightmare On Elm Street 2.
     
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    How in the hell does CMT choose their artists of the year? Taylor fucking Swift? Carrie god damn Underwood? Jason Aldean? Lady Antebellum? I can see Zac Brown Band, but I thought it was supposed to be country music artists. I'm not sure why it irritates me so much when supposedly country artists sing pop music. Normally I like it when bands don't fit into a genre. For some reason this doesn't apply to country artists, I think it's because I grew up listening to Johnny Cash and Hank Williams.

    Here's a new country artist who sings country:


    [I realize I'm having a conversation with myself here, chances are it'll only get worse as the night goes on.]
     
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    Called and raise:

     
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    He's not joking, it really is the best video ever. Watch it now.
     
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    I drak all teh Scotch. ALL THE SCOTCH.
     
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    i love cairo hardees because it delievrs 24/7.
     
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    I'm not really hearing the difference. That song seems fairly "poppy" to me. Him, Jason Aldean, Rodney Carrington, Kenny Chesney, Billy Currington etc. are all pretty much interchangeable, imo.

    And why do they give awards to guys like that? Because if not Ryan Bingham would win every year.
     
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    Oh yeah? TUTS MY BARREH!!!

     
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    There's a huge difference between him and this:

    "Look at me, I'm wearing a cowboy hat and boots. That means I sing country!"

    Though I agree, there are other artists who actually sing country most of whom you never hear on the radio.

    Same goes with all music though, there's shit like Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber taking over the radio waves while there are bands like Lucero that nobody has even heard of.
     
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    Oh, and since it's a Dat Ass thread, here's the best 3:09 of your night:

     
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    Some of my friends have questioned this whole trend of posting your favorite cartoon to your wall.

    I reply with this link:

    <a class="postlink" href="https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Slacktivism" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... lacktivism</a>
     
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    One of my friends just found this at Target. I think it's an appropriate image to replace your avatar for AIDS Day. Or not:

    [​IMG]

    Guess who just solved the mystery of the empty stocking stuffers?
     
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    Did you really just lump Rodney Carrington in with Mr.-She-thinks-my-tractor's-sexy-Kenny Chesney?

    HOW? WHY?

     
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