The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Supposed to get a blizzard tomorrow with 11-16 inches. Can't wait.

 

We have a hill we always go on. We use real sleds (believe it or not we actually have a good collection) and the hill is long enough that we pile up on the back of a truck to bring us back up. Oh and yeah, fire in a barrel at the top and bottom. And lots of alcohol. We might be rednecks, but we're classy ones.

If the road doesn't work out, we have been known to use plastic or Tyvek house wrap with a couch cushion behind a four wheeler for fun good times.

 

I don't know how old you are but the last time snow was on the ground on Christmas here was in 1984. But thats Greensboro, so Charlotte may be different.

Wrong. Milk and bread. Everyone knows when shit goes down milk and bread are going to be the new currency. Ask Russia.

 

You are correct. I don't know about anyone else, but my household can't function without bread and milk. Or eggs. Since all the grocery stores were closed today, tomorrow morning is likely to be a fucking mess in the bread and milk aisles.

 

Merry Christmas. Old Navy is open at four in the fucking morning tomorrow. Does anybody honestly need $15 knocked off painters jeans that bad?

And fuck Atari. Everyone knows all us studs use Coleco Vision. I rock the shit in Zaxxon.

 

The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Jesus. I thought having to work at 7:30 tomorrow was bad enough.

 

OMFG!!!!! FRAGGLE ROCK IS AN INSTANT WATCH ON NETFLIX!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This I don't get. This is why people people here go apeshit about snow. These "necessities" will be available in less than 12 hours. Probably by 6 AM.

 

God Bless America. The country where 1/2 the population can't go 8 hours without eating. A-fucking-men.

On a side note, only one drinknng in my house. Jack and coke at that.

On another side note. boobs.


Edit, as far as snow, fuck everyone besides myself on the road. Old people drive 25 under instead of 10, normal people drive 15 under and everything happens in slow motion, decent drivers still happen to slide off the road because they don't know wha tthe hell they're doing anyway. Roads are built well nowadays in which the snow usually melts quick, this means they roads are just wet, just like driving during reain. No need to go 15 under people. I am extrememly lucky to not have to have drive on snowy roads in Florida, people already drive like shit, I can't imagine the chaos that owuld ensue if snow were introduced.

 

Day 2 of gluttony out of 3 is over. Tomorrow, being the Dutch side of the family, will not be as insane as today and yesterday. The worst of it is over. Rest easy, my stomach.

Lost in Translation is on the TV. Boring as hell, but Scarlett Johansson could pretty much just stand there wearing a paper bag (or nothing at all, preferably - and she had better do some fucking topless scenes soon) and I'd be entertained.

 

When I was younger, and my dad was still drinking*, him and his buddies would tie a sled to the back of a pickup and pound beers all afternoon while they spun us kids around the streets. They would whip shitties around the corners and whiplash us at about 50 mph across the street/people's yard/snow piles. Actually, I believe their goal was to see who could make their kid crash the hardest into the snow piles. Maybe made a little drinking game out of it. Anyway, that story probably explains the lack of intelligence in most of my posts on here.

*He has since quit drinking and found Jesus. He isn't nearly as fun to be around, and having a normal conversation is impossible unless "normal" means "religiously fueled".

 

Just got home from my parents place and discovered that there is no booze left in my house. My roommate drank it all last night.

And the liquor stores are all closed.

 

Forget milk and bread, I'm being deprived of beer right now. Christmas Eve festivities didn't end for me until 11 last night, and even Walmart was closed. Since Christmas is dry in Indiana, I'm drinking Smirnoff and Diet Mountain Dew right now. Yuck!

 

I'm not usually one to complain about free beer, and I'm sure as fuck going to drink every last drop between tonight and the fantasy playoffs tomorrow, but what masochistic sack of shit decided to put Guinness in a can?

 

The benefit of being over prepared for a party is that there is Stoli, Crown, champagne, wine (4 kinds) and over a case of beer left over.

 

I'd like to feel sorry for you but I can't. You should have been prepared. If you're underage, then I understand.

If you are of age, then I can't feel bad for you at all.

 

Amen to that. I have an entire top end liquor cabinet at my disposal and what do I go for? Sr Jack. I am trained well.

 

I finally made it home from my last family gathering! Whoo-hoo to Christmas essentially being over!

What sucks is that I'm so worn out from being around family all day long (and last night) that all I want to do is lay down in bed and read my book...that I forgot at the last relative's house. God damn it.

All in all it wasn't a bad day and up until the last hour or so I wasn't even annoyed by my family too bad. I did get to play with the kids' Legos.

I built the hummer then took it apart and built the car. I asked for Legos for next Christmas.

 

It's a Christmas miracle, just look what I got emailed:

Oh boy, lucky me. And to think I was selected in 65th annual email search.

Really, the retards that fall for this shit deserve it.

Edit: though I was insulted that think I am less privileged, bastards.

 

wELL TiB, I Guess its about that time that I leave for the night.Not uch has happened since I lopgged on a few hours ago, but Christmas is almost over and I'm the only one I know who is drinking. Bad thing since I've had about 8 drinks in 2 hours and I have no one to drink with besides you guys. My bro and sis-in-law are sitting in front of me chatting away on the book and I am 90% shithoused and they are not at all. Great. Merry Christmas you heathens.