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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ssycko

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    No way dude, girls are into the guys who complain on internet forums how other guys dress. Didn't you get the memo?
     
    #2881 ssycko, Dec 27, 2010
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    well this would just suck



    and holy fuck this thing is almost at 200 pages. We may need to be like the radio stations and stores these days and start this thing on Thanksgiving next year to beat this.
     
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    Imagine having a hangover in the morning and having to get to work. I would rather hold onto a strap on top of the train.
     
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  4. ssycko

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    Bahahahahha.

    I repped whatisinaname for this post with a "Waaaahhhh somebody call the waaahhhhmmbulance" because apparently he doesn't have the mental abilities to realize that the credit sequence in the beginning is part of the movie and people want to watch it without some douchenozzle talking out of his asshole.

    He then proceeds to find my most recent post and neg rep me this:
    I knew it was coming, too. How has anyone else not discovered this? He's like the old ballsack but probably worse. Oh, tards like these make the internet so enjoyable.

    So, if anyone has a number for a wahmbulance, let whatisinaname know. He might need his diaper changed soon.
     
    #2884 ssycko, Dec 27, 2010
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    Yeah, that's why I put up the front of a well dressed health nut. When they find out that Im really a sloven internet jockey, then they're mine for life.
     
    #2885 Kubla Kahn, Dec 27, 2010
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    I think it's about time for fryguy to pop up here and post something so he can hit another milestone
     
    #2886 trojanstf, Dec 27, 2010
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    Bazzinga
     
    #2887 Nettdata, Dec 27, 2010
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    Bitches.

    What do I win?
     
    #2888 Nettdata, Dec 27, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Well I am snowed in without a drop to drink or a bud to smoke. Looks like my right-hand is about to get busy.

    Nettdata, you win the knowledge that I am about 30 seconds away from commencing a half hour long jerk-fest. Unlearn it. YOU WON'T.
     
    #2889 dubyu tee eff, Dec 27, 2010
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    #2890 SwampDonkey, Dec 27, 2010
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    Half hour? Hahahahahaha! You could have at least picked something believable.
     
    #2891 Nettdata, Dec 27, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    You win this time...what was that like 13 mins? This chick always makes short work of me:
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    edit: My username title! You scoundrel! What is a CDN cock though?
     
    #2892 dubyu tee eff, Dec 27, 2010
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    It's been like that since you were slamming Canadians (CDN) a few days ago.
     
    #2893 Nettdata, Dec 27, 2010
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    Top Gear Christmas special.

    They do seem to have some serious balls. Big, entertaining balls.
     
    #2894 Nettdata, Dec 27, 2010
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Shit I didn't even notice until now. God dammit where are my (sort-of)fellow Americans? How long will we let this Canadian tyranny last before revolt? There some sort of precedence for this in history isn't there? I vaguely recall being taught something in high school about a tea part, and that was WAY before Sarah Palin.
     
    #2895 dubyu tee eff, Dec 27, 2010
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    Got a text letting me know I can stay home if the weather sucks... it does. Unfortunately I have a SHITLOAD of work this week and can't get it done from home. Fuck it, if the farm hands making minimum wage can drive their asses here, I can go too.
     
    #2896 Frank, Dec 27, 2010
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    Really? This pic always does it for me:
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    EDIT: Almost 3000 posts. Jesus.
     
    #2897 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2010
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    So, New York City is a virtual ghost town. I was one of thirteen visible human beings in Union Square Park at 8 o'clock this morning. If you know the area, you can imagine how weird that looks. My neighborhood in Queens is buried and looks like it will remain that way for several more hours. Greeks don't like snow.
     
    #2898 Beefy Phil, Dec 27, 2010
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    ... So my best friend just gave me this:

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    Best. Present. Ever.
     
    #2899 Blue Dog, Dec 27, 2010
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    Did he buy it for you, or was it to give to Blue Pup to use as a coping mechanism in a few years?
     
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