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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    This is a book I had as a kid. Proudly made by Disney. Not in the 30's, but I was reading it in the early fucking 1980's. I was to young to really understand what was going on when I first owned it, but once I got older I just thought, "Jesus, why would my parents let me read that?"
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    Alright, which one of you assholes knocked out my power at 6am and killed my TV? The MF-er won't turn back on! I guess that's what you expect for a $10 secondhand television.

    I was gonna watch the next episode of Planet Earth, too. Now I'm a saaaaaad panda.
     
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    I just saw the wind pick up and flip over a picnic table. Granted, it's plastic, but the fucker is HUGE.
     
    #2903 JGold, Dec 27, 2010
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    Yeah, so do I (temporarily), but I had no way of knowing the fucking office was closed until I was there, alone, in said office at 8:30 in the morning. I very seriously considered peeing on things before I left.
     
    #2904 Beefy Phil, Dec 27, 2010
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    I had the same book and mine even had a record with it. And while we may have read them in the 80's, the Uncle Remus stories are much much older.
     
    #2905 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 27, 2010
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    My Dad has a bootlegged copy of the movie.

    Which he showed to my kids.

    Then, we went on the water ride at Disneyland, and all the characters were scattered around inside one of the caves. Cool.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    Of course, nowadays the new generation has their own rascist intergalactic Stepin Fetchit:
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    ...leave it to George "Don't Forget He Also Made Radioland Murders" Lucas to create a character actually more annoying than the Ewoks.

    If you want to see some real shit, look no futher than the silver screen era...


    ..I mean, I'm sure people were a little sour from the whole Pearl Harbour thing, but to watch that now is just....wow.
     
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    The next bunch of days are going to suck around here. It's just me and my Dad hanging out for a while because my Mom and sis are having 'girls night' for new years with my Aunts. I'll be on here a lot, probably pretty drunk by myself as I have an entire liquor cabinet to pound through. Oh what to do, what to do...

    And not many people are as racist as the people in my home town, I think there's an actual KKK group that has been growing since El Presidente came into office. Hilarious listening to some of the ye olde timers talk about their pasts and some of the stories they tell
     
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    After travelling 45 minutes in a blizzard on sloppy roads, I find my office completely empty and a string of voicemails from coworkers excusing themselves from coming in due the snow squall. Jokes on you fuckers, because I'm working all day long with my shoes off.
     
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    Time for a B-movie marathon.

    Starting off with Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

    Then Surf Nazis Must Die




    then the classic Attack of the Killer Tomatoes



    and rounding it all off with Machete


    Tis the season for vegging on the couch and watching movies, it seems.
     
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    East coast blizzard shuts down the airports, my in-laws' flight gets canceled, and the earliest flight American can put them on? THURSDAY.

    I'm off all week, my wife is off all week, the kids have plans to be out everyday. My fucking got fucked. Fuck.
     
    #2911 lust4life, Dec 27, 2010
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    Dude... don't look at it that way.

    You just became James Bond, and have to find ways to clandestinely fuck the Russian spy without anyone catching you.

    Go.
     
    #2912 Nettdata, Dec 27, 2010
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    You would think that, at their age, an afternoon nap would be part of their routine.

    And, perhaps with some liquid Benadryl in their coffee, it will be!
     
    #2913 lust4life, Dec 27, 2010
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    Just watched Black Swan. I now picture heaven being quite similar to the notorious lesbian scene from this film, only God could not look nearly as hot as when Mila Kunis when she licks her fingers clean, looks into the camera and says "Sweet girl." Also, Natalie Portman has an orgasm in this scene that buries Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

    It is fucking ART, kids.

    I have a question to the four or five women who post on this board: are women supposed to find Vincent Cassell attractive? Yes, the guy is a good actor, speaks half a dozen languages and gets to bang Mocia Bellucci every single day. However, am I the only one who thinks he looks like he was stuck in a really embarrassing point in evolution?
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    #2914 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2010
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    I hope I never become this bored. If I do, someone please shoot me.



    Two guys racing across the US in Google Street View.

    90 hours and 105k mouse clicks.
     
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    Jesus, man. At first I thought you were making this shit up.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=natalieportman_milakunis_blackswan1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?v ... blackswan1</a>

    Link obviously NSFW.
     
    #2916 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2010
  17. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    And who can blame you? I've got that whole sexy terrorist behind bars thing going.

    That's totally a thing, right?
     
    #2917 dubyu tee eff, Dec 27, 2010
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    It may or may not be a 'thing,' but personally it just gives me hope that sometimes, when the conditions are right, you CAN properly link an image.
     
    #2918 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
  19. Crown Royal

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    No it is not. More like a "Got a trash can thrown over me at a Rascal Flatts concert".
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    Sweet jesus, Im still sweaty from that video.
     
    #2920 jordan_paul, Dec 27, 2010
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