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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Never in a million years would I have thought that Natalie Portman masturbating could be creepy, but Darren Afororrofonskyksy, or however the fuck you spell it, made it so. Too many teddybears and shit around the room. I don't want to feel like I'm watching a early pubescent girl go DJ 'flicka bean.

    And that fucking "sweet girl" line by Kunis goes from super hot to way fucking creepy when you realize that is what the character's mother always says to her.
     
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    There were teddy bears? They were in a room?
     
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    Also, you could go out to give free balloons away to kids downtown and then pop them as they walk away happy.

    Say what you want about Darren Arronofkovslovdragoski. He still gets to pound on this:
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    ...and we don't.
     
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    Darron Aronofsky makes disturbing, creepy movies? Stop the fucking presses! Next thing you'll tell me is that Jennifer Connelly's ass-to-ass dildo scene in Requiem for a Dream isn't hot because she's whoring herself out to make a few bucks after heroin destroyed the life her and her boyfriend had?
     
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    I didn't realize who the dude was until after I watched the movie. Had I seen what he has directed previously I would have tempered my expectations.

    My post was just a warning for all the meatheads like me watching to see Portman and Kunis get down.

    I'm not hating on the guy at all. It was a decent movie. My expectations were just off.
     
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    If he'd at least included a god damned nipple I would have forgiven just about anything. What is it with movies these days. You can have mortal enemy ballerina dancers hate-fucking each other with teddy bears and Freudian interludes, but you can't see a god damned nipple.
     
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    Agreed.

    And while we are on the topic of hollywood sex scenes. Mary Louise Parker had a good one in this last season of weeds with Zach Morris of all people.


    Link to Drunkenstepfather
     
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    Well god dammit. Apparently Portman is pregnant by and engaged to the guy who trained her for the ballerina stuff on Black Swan.

    There is no justice in this world.
     
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    On the topic of no nipples, be more appreciative of what we DID get to see. I'm surprised the MPAA let that pass. Go watch "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" and you'll see just how fucked-up their criteria gets when it comes to sex & violence.
     
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    I personally think the MPAA has a thing against penetration. They (meaning whoever edited the film) followed the rules of no actual nudity and not suggesting any kind of penetration. Let's be honest - that scene really should have had Kunis banging Portman, but she didn't. That would have graduated the film to an R or NC-17 rating.

    If you ever watch the extended scene in The Notebook, it's a good example. There is no nudity there, either - just like the feature release - but they shot it to show the moment when the guy penetrates the chick. End result is a re-edit and re-submission, so that the rating could be lowered.
     
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    What's that? You want to raise me another 25 percent of my annual salary? And throw in a rather hefty bonus (about another 20 percent of my pre-raise salary)? Oh, and all those people who were in charge of me; I'm in charge of most of them now?

    Why yes, I think I WOULD like to get smashingly drunk this weekend in celebration. Thank you.
     
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    I don't know about needing any type of penetration, that scene was pretty darn awesome as it was. I really need to see that movie. And I think I need a moment or two alone now.
     
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    The Weeds one, or the Black Swan one?
     
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    I need to see this movie also, the moment Kunis sits back up with that smug look on her face and wipes her chin. Jebus H.

    I also need to see it because at the very end of that clip, did Kunis turn into Portman and throw the pillow on her face or was that just me lost in the scene?
     
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    I didn't see the Weeds one, I just watched The Black Swan one linked here.

    And I was wondering the same thing Diablo, they certainly look very similar. Maybe I need to watch it again, and again, and again, and....
     
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    It happened twice: once when they started, and once at the end. I haven't seen the movie, obviously it followed the plot of whatever issues Portman's character was having.

    Watch the Weeds one. That sex scene is much better than two PG-13 lesbians making out.
     
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    I have never seen Weeds, what episode is it and I will check it out.
     
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    No, she turns into Portman.


    Ugh, that scene in "When Harry..." is terrible. I don't know about women at large, but I do know that either Meg Ryan is either bad at fake orgasms, or has fake-sounding orgasms.

    The Weeds scene:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://fleshbot.com/5661815/weeds-gets-freaky-finally?skyline=true&s=i" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://fleshbot.com/5661815/weeds-gets- ... e=true&s=i</a>

    More broads than Zachary Morris, indeed.
     

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    Man, I somehow missed about half of the last couple of pages of posts. And I can't even blame it on drinking, maybe woozy from the sex scene? Sorry if my posts didn't seem to make any sense.

    So, the Weeds scene was good, however, that corny music kind of ruined it for me. On another note, that Zac sure grew up nicely, didn't he?
     
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    The fuck is with that music? That scene could be 20x better if they had some decent music or some sex noises from the characters. But still, pretty good for a TV show.

    Edit: damn, Mya beat me to it. Well met m'lady.

    And I just started to watch Californication, there are some pretty good scenes in that one, just have to get over the fact that you're watching David Duchovny. These tv shows are starting to push the boundaries, and it's awesome!!
     
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