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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Another Weeds clip. No sex, but also no music. So, 50-50.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://videosift.com/video/Weeds-Nancy-gets-spanked-likes-it" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://videosift.com/video/Weeds-Nancy- ... d-likes-it</a>.
     
    #2941 Nom Chompsky, Dec 27, 2010
  2. Crown Royal

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    WOW.

    All it takes is a couple of hours and you Captain Bringdowns take a beautiful thing and have it trip and fall onto the batons of LAPD officers.

    It's a lovely scene of two of the most beautiful girls in Hollywood gearing up for scissors mode while one of their mothers screams outside the door. Shaddup and get the lube, because you're all clouding my mind and haunting my dreams.
     
    #2942 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2010
  3. Gravitas

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    Californication is all about the gratuitous nudity. I started watching the latest season and it wasn't 10 minutes before the new starlet shed her shirt. Awesome.

    The girls of season three were probably my favorite. Eva Amurri tops the list though.
     
    #2943 Gravitas, Dec 27, 2010
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    Yes. I, and every other male here, have watched the extended release version of The Notebook and have taken extensive notes comparing the differences between that and the theatrical release.

    Speaking of nudity, let's have some!

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    #2944 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2010
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    Silent house. Ribeye with pepperjack and sauteed mushrooms. Excellent wine and champagne at the ready. I am going to take a bath and think of this....



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    Rawr.
     
    #2945 PIMPTRESS, Dec 27, 2010
  6. CharlesJohnson

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    I've learned two things tonight.

    1. White Russians in the microwave are fucking good. Hot booze absorbs so much quicker.

    2. It is possible to hiccup and vomit at the same time.

    On that note, here is a skank DP'ing herself with candy canes. God I love Christmas.

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    As I was looking for high class BDSM photos, it dawned on me some of that stuff looks like the Abu Ghriab photos. That is so hot.
     
    #2946 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
  7. Dcc001

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    Here is both a skank and a high-class porno pic:

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    Doesn't the juxtaposition just blow your mind?
     
    #2947 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
  8. mya

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    Is that Kim K? I don't care how skanky and classless she is, I think she is absolutely gorgeous. Face, hair, body, all gorgeous. In print I don't really care about her personality.
     
    #2948 mya, Dec 27, 2010
  9. CharlesJohnson

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    She may be a miserable human being, but i would live inside that ass for the winter. Stick two poles under it for support and shield myself from the weather. Maybe bring out a rocking chair so I can whittle under the relative safety of her enormous buttocks.

    If they didn't airbrush off all the hair from her crack I'd whittle away at that too. You're not telling me every photo isn't airbrushed because it is. That bitch looks like a Wookie in the wild. Electrolysis, whatever. Girl has a filthy hair donut.
     
    #2949 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
  10. Crown Royal

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    No amount of good looks can own up to the fact this piece of swamp trash willingly filmed a porn of herself with some walking virus named Ray J and distributed it all over the internet. What? She was young and poor and she needed the work? Her family probably gave her Beluga flakes for breakfast on an ivory breakfast table while they shot Mexicans from their mansion on stilts.
     
    #2950 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2010
  11. TX.

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    actually, they're getting divorced.
     
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    That's a pretty decent, "Fuck you!", eh? Rachel Weisz - one of the world's most beautiful women - divorces you, so you go and shot a porn scene with Natalie Portman and Mila Kuniz. Nicely done. Much better than sleeping with your assistant, or whatever it was that Billy Bob Thorton did when Angie dumped him.

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    Oh, and cause she seems to be so popular here:

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    #2952 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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    Then she goes and fucks James Bond to give him the finger right back. Match.Set.Win.


    *As for the Weeds scene, it is always nice to see that much titty from a celebrity that could easily deny it in her contract. It does have some corn ass fucking music. Weeds suffers from the weakness of being on Showtime, where at any given moment the show's writers will take a turn for terrible.
     
    #2953 Kubla Kahn, Dec 27, 2010
  14. CharlesJohnson

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    Let's play a game. I post a BDSM photo, you post another. After 3 more of these White Russians, I'll figure out an end game so someone wins. It will most likely involve rope, anal, and a copy of Mannequin 2: On the Move. Not in that order.


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    #2954 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
  15. Dcc001

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    Challenge accepted. Do I have to post two each time, as you did?

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    #2955 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
  16. CharlesJohnson

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    No, but it's appreciated.

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    That one is sweet enough not to need a NSFW tag.

    I wish I joined the boyscouts. Those knot tying courses would be immense help. Most merit badges are training for deviant sex. ESPECIALLY helping an old woman across the street. you know how that hot shit ends.
     
    #2956 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
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    Not a bound old woman, but hopefully this suits:

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    #2957 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
  18. Crown Royal

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    You can also learn a wide variety of knots from boating (props to the Sheep Shank!!!), and you won't have a 37-year-old overweight virgin in cargo shorts drooling over you.
     
    #2958 Crown Royal, Dec 27, 2010
  19. CharlesJohnson

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    OH SHI. Broken link. there's got to be some kind of penalty for a broken link. Like jogging down your block naked in the snow, or mailing Frylock a picture of your grandfather waxing his carrot.

    Edit: goddammit. Now it works.

    Rule still stands!
     
    #2959 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
  20. Dcc001

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    Sounds like you've downed that third white Russian. What do I win?
     
    #2960 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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