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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Apparently a naked trip around the block.
     
    #2961 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2010
  2. Noahh

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    Whatever. She is hot.


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    Drinking by myself, watching Californication, looking at all your guys' pics of crazy bondage. Not exactly how I expected to be spending my Monday night, but I'll take it.
     
    #2963 Diablo, Dec 27, 2010
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    I'm not tied down to one idea of hot. Hot is hot.

    Much like plowing a gagged chick.

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    Your move.

    But really, where the fuck do I get some of this shit? Home Depot? Do they have a broken person sex aisle?
     
    #2964 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    Sack's comments sound like a good excuse for more porn.
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    You just know she's got something stuffed in there under her knickers.

    Refill time.
     
    #2965 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
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    So my mom is a history teacher, and made the mistake of asking my friend and I to grade her essays for her class. We both have BAs in history.

    My mom has a class of just the dumbest kids out there. The kind who just show up and sit in class all day and have no interest in learning.

    So I found one paper that was awful, written by an 11th grader with no grasp of, well, grammar, spelling, or substance.

    My friend and I didn't even grade it, we just mocked it.

    Turns out the student was recovering from cancer and 2 strokes.
     
    #2966 kuhjäger, Dec 27, 2010
  7. ghettoastronaut

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    Well they have aisles for renovating your bathroom and kitchen, and aisles with jacuzzis, but that's a) brokering for sex with your wife, and b) a totally different kind of broken, respectively.
     
    #2967 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2010
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    #2968 kuhjäger, Dec 27, 2010
  9. Dcc001

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    I'll see your hot bondage:

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    And I'll raise you a cheesy porn shot:

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    #2969 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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    I meant inside her ANUS. This isn't 4chan. Yet.

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    LOOGIT THAT!

    Anyway. What's everyone wearing?
     
    #2970 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
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    Is it bad that I'm 99% sure that I know the name of that lovely lady? I don't even watch porn that much, but those titties are pretty memorable.
     
    #2971 hoju, Dec 27, 2010
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    It's better than immediately recognizing the guy, I guess.
     
    #2972 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Dcc, all of your bondage pics are awsome, while all of CJ's are fucking terrible. Don't sink to posting lame porn pics just to keep up.

    In other news, I've got to be the most schitzophrenic drinker in the world. One day I can have 1 shot or 2 beers and be completely buzzed, while another day I can drink twice as much of the exact same booze on the same stomach and not feel a damn thing.
     
    #2973 Trakiel, Dec 27, 2010
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    DUDE!! I'm the same way. I could driunk like a fish for a couple hours and not have the slightests buzz, but other times, loike tomnight I had one capitan and coke and I'm pretty...well, look at my spelling so far.

    And Johnson, you need to step up your game here, this is a contest of greatness here, and from what I've seen, Ms Dc is kicking your ass.

    as a gratuituy, here's a christmas-ish chick.
     

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    Oh, I think we can combine porn and class well enough to satisfy everybody:

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    Amirite?
     
    #2975 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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    These two things do not compute. For instance, I do not see an empty bottle of Skol vodka in that picture, or a broken prophylactic. So confused.
     
    #2976 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
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    Some classier stuff, then:

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    #2977 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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    I'm sorry I'm such an uncouth Philistine*. Everyone needs safe, pedestrian BDSM. It washes off you know.

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    *Not really.
     
    #2978 CharlesJohnson, Dec 27, 2010
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    Oh, now, don't pout:

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    #2979 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2010
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    There, now. That should adequately combine the tied-up ropiness of BDSM, DCC's love of black and white, and everyone's love of lesbians into one photo.
     
    #2980 ghettoastronaut, Dec 28, 2010
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