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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nettdata

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    And you wonder why your Thanksgiving dinners are uncomfortable.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Especially when the dog is lying in wait of the floor scraps.
     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Maybe if you'd stop rubbing peanut butter on your nuts.
     
    #3003 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 28, 2010
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It soothes the burning from the overuse of A5-35, sue me.
     
    #3004 Crown Royal, Dec 28, 2010
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Something tells me that the aspiring nurses who think it's a good idea to foray into porn probably aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, which may explain why you haven't come across any.
     
    #3005 Trakiel, Dec 28, 2010
  6. mya

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    Is this where I say I was young and needed the money....or daddy didn't love me....or I can quit whenever I want
     
    #3006 mya, Dec 28, 2010
  7. Nettdata

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    If it'll make you feel better, go right ahead.
     
    #3007 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
  8. Nettdata

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    Just ask the waitress to come back over when you're done, would you?
     
    #3008 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    I wonder how hard it would be going from thousands of dollars for an hour's worth of "work" to making a piddly nurses salary for 12+ hours of work. Another reason why very few "make it"
     
    #3009 mya, Dec 28, 2010
  10. Crown Royal

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    My vote for Fail of the Year last year was this beautiful display:


    My vote for Fail of the Year is this Tabarnaque retard. If someone from Quebec/New Brunny here knows what the Fabulous Rougeaus are yelling at each other at the end, please indulge us:
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    Wow. Life sized Dalton wax figure. Dalton as in Roadhouse. Patrick Swayze. Up for auction.

    Holy fuck.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6314378" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6314378</a>
     
    #3011 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
  12. Crown Royal

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    I used to fuck statues like that in prison.

    The shirt is too loose. He looks like late 80's Andre Agassi instead. Besides, wouldn't a life-sized Wade Garret statue be even cooler?

    Pain don't hurt.
     
    #3012 Crown Royal, Dec 28, 2010
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    Please tell me you are $16,000.00 richer
     
    #3013 dewercs, Dec 28, 2010
  14. Nettdata

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    I bet he didn't get the cash first. Rookie mistake.
     
    #3014 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    Probably ate the mint beforehand too.
     
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    Pfft. Shoes not included. Screw that.
     
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    Less talking about Roadhouse and more tied up womenz.


     

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    Hot Damn. My old boss just informed me that he got me a Christmas present, but it was on a wait-list to order. He just sent me the fulfilment/shipping info that he was just emailed.

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    Coolest iPhone case EVER. CNC'd from billet aluminum.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.elementcase.com/extreme.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.elementcase.com/extreme.html</a>

    Major score!
     
    #3018 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    No. One penis per fantasy rule. My dick is the star of my fantasy.

     
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    Just realized that the ropes in all these bondage pics have got more action then I have recently.


    I need a drink now.
     
    #3020 GTE, Dec 28, 2010
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