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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Dcc001

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    If I can see past the chick, how come you can't see past the guy?

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    #3021 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2010
  2. Nettdata

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    If you can't figure out the Friend Zone math, you'll never get the "all chicks are really lesbians and that's hot" math.
     
    #3022 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
  3. Dcc001

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    Hey...I am not the one who can't figure out the Friend Zone. It's guys who think it translates to, "Please keep hitting on me" that are confused.

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    #3023 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2010
  4. Nettdata

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    Ahh... so it's not you, it's EVERYONE ELSE.

    I get it now.
     
    #3024 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    God dammit. A full and unopened bottle of wine just sacrificed itself to the alcohol gods all over my kitchen floor, replete with tiny splinters of glass everywhere. At least it was white wine, which both reduces the magnitude of the loss and won't turn my tiles purple.

    Time to open up something else to commemorate the loss, right?
     
    #3025 ghettoastronaut, Dec 28, 2010
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    Nope, it's not everyone else. I think we can agree that inferring tone and subtle meaning is part of normal, every day interaction, no?

    "I'd like to go out with you."
    "I won't date you, because I won't date anyone from work. We can be friends, if you like."
    "Sounds good! What day next week would you like to go out?"

    If I'm the one who's off in that conversation, then I take full responsibility. I think perhaps I wasn't all the problem, though.

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    #3026 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2010
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    See, I didn't read a thing you said.

    All I saw were boobs.
     
    #3027 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    Works every time.
     
    #3028 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2010
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    Wait a sec...you're not into chicks?

    You post all those pretty pictures just for our benefit? Thanks for your selflessness.
     
    #3029 Gravitas, Dec 28, 2010
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    Allow me to write a Neural Network simulation representing the thought processes of a guy

    Code:
    10  there's a chick
20  there's a guy
30  guy thinks about chick's boobs, and doing stuff with/to them
40  chick says something
50  guy hears "blah blah blah blah"
60  goto 30
     
    #3030 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    Nope. On the sexuality spectrum, I'm about as hetero as they come. I really, really prefer guys - in all areas of life. One of the nice things about working in construction is that there are very few other women. I post pics that people seem to like. If this board was into jungle animals and sunsets, I'd probably post those instead.

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    #3031 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2010
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    Adding in external stimuli gives you something like this:


    Code:
    10  there's a chick
20  there's a guy
30  guy thinks about chick's boobs, and doing stuff with/to them
35  if guy sees some other boobs, gosub 100
40  chick says something
50  guy hears "blah blah blah blah"
60  goto 30

100  imagine doing stuff to different set of boobs
110  return
     
    #3032 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    This is how your brain works, and you give me shit about not understanding relationships?!

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    #3033 Dcc001, Dec 28, 2010
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    Relationships?

    Again with your female mumbo jumbo.
     
    #3034 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    Dcc posts those pics for me, because I get all hot and bothered by them.

    I don't really go looking for chicks anymore because they are fucking crazy. So I enjoy art.
     
    #3035 PIMPTRESS, Dec 28, 2010
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    Thats how he talks too, with all the numbers and everything. I blame it on working with code too much and living alone in the woods.
     
    #3036 shegirl, Dec 28, 2010
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    You are starting to sound like Durbanite.

    I'd rather hear the stories of you picking up chicks, but I'm in the giving mood.
     
    #3037 Gravitas, Dec 28, 2010
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    Durbanite doesn't enjoy porn, he enjoys video games.

    Bless you, sir.

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    #3038 PIMPTRESS, Dec 28, 2010
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    SheGirl go Smush Smush.
     
    #3039 Nettdata, Dec 28, 2010
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    That's all you've got? Right back to the same old recycled South Park stuff huh? You're slippin' gramps.
     
    #3040 shegirl, Dec 28, 2010
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