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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    I'm honestly glad I never thought that this was a good idea.

    I can think of several times this would have made me cross the line from blackout to time in jail.
     
    #3061 Gravitas, Dec 28, 2010
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    You have to be fucking kidding me.

    The garbage disposal fell off the sink today. Just plain fell off and cracked the pipes that take the water away.

    How the fuck does that happen?

    And worse, as we can't wash the dishes we could only eat holiday ham.

    I have had ham every night since friday. If I eat any more I will turn into a pig.
     
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    Caesar-beers

    Summer of '95ish and it's morning at the cabin, on the last day of a 5 day trip. The six of us are badly broken, but some chores need to be done, so naturally I propose Caesars to motivate us. Ice, double shots of vodka, clamato....clamato....oh fuck, there isn't another bottle of clamato? OK, the last few ounces will be spread out amongst the six drinks. Too strong? Fair enough. It's 9am.

    Then I will use my big girl brain and finish those cocktails off with beer. We still have lots of beer!

    Friends, I will tell you that caesar-beers will get you where you're going right quick. DO NOT OPERATE ANY HEAVY MACHINERY (or leaf blowers) AFTER CONSUMING SAID BEVERAGE.

    You're welcome.
     
    #3064 Queen-Bee, Dec 28, 2010
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    Did someone mention 90's club music earlier? Yea, a record.

     
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  6. Gravitas

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    We should really have a thread for TiB Public Service Announcements.

     
    #3066 Gravitas, Dec 28, 2010
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    Take a Corona, drink it down to the bottom of the neck, a little roses lime juice, then fill to the top with citron vodka, thumb over hole turn up side down. Finish it off with some salt.
    Enjoy.
     
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  8. Gravitas

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    Does not compute.
     
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    I bet Woodrow F. Call would of drank it; with gratitude too.
     
    #3069 Nitwit, Dec 28, 2010
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    Not bad at all. Cheers everybody.

    This game is boring. Hopefully this helps
     
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    A Texas Ranger drinking Mexican beer? I dunno. Pretty sure Call's drink of choice was whiskey anyway. Not that he drank much of it. Too much work to be done.
     
    #3071 Gravitas, Dec 28, 2010
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    Drunk.


    High.


    Haha.
     
    #3072 PIMPTRESS, Dec 28, 2010
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    See, now I'm jealous.

    Although I had some AWESOME weed this past weekend. Watched Avatar in HD. Hoo-yeah.

    Makes sleep, food, sex, EVERYTHING better. Remind me again why that stuff isn't legalized?
     
    #3073 Rob4Broncos, Dec 28, 2010
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    The only thing worse than living in your parent's house, is living in your parents house with no food.

    Is this real life? I would kill for some leftovers from christmas right now.

    Not having food and girls suck.. time to go act like I know how to play guitar.

    Maybe I'll play a sad song.. Any recommendations?
     
    #3074 Sleeves, Dec 28, 2010
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    you answered your own question...
     
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    We haven't found a better way to throw minorities in jail yet.

    Edit: not enough nudity

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    #3076 Gravitas, Dec 28, 2010
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    Oh! I like this game. Can I play this game?
     
    #3079 Queen-Bee, Dec 28, 2010
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    Am I playing right?

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