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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Old fucks who still believe that it is a gateway drug. Yup, the most harmless drug of all is the gateway one.
     
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    Pot is the last drug I tried. Ectasy was first.
     
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    Never tried ecstasy. One of the only drugs I haven't tried (besides crack and heroin, I am not a retard).
     
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    It was fun at the time. Tried it again recently and was bored. hhaah
     
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    You might be right, but the point was in purpose. He stole their cattle, and if thirsty, he would drink their beer.
     
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    I can't believe you simpletons are stuck on still images after all this time. Video is where it's at, son.

    Amateur porn > commercial porn.

    Here's a fun game: peruse that particular website, and see who can dig up the best stuff. Aaaaaand, go!
     
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    Never tried X, and really don't want too. Same goes for coke, and heroine. Acid though I have tried and that was fun. I want to do it again. Actually I want to do it again, but I want to do stronger acid next time.

    On a side note about pot, if prop 19 would of passed in California there would of been a huge issue with people driving legally under the influence of it. When prop 19 was written up to be voted on they put nothing in the bill on how the state was suppose to test drivers if they were under the influence of it, because there is no way to test if your under the influence of it. A cop has no way of knowing if you smoked ganja 10 hours ago or 10 minutes ago.
     
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    How bout some 80's, you?

     
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    don't you wish...
     
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    "Sir, can you please read this copy of The Three Little Pigs aloud, with no interruptions?"
     
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    What happened to Tom Green? Is he dead?
     
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    It's funny, I used to have rules about drugs. I have yet to stick a needle in my arm, but have broken my other ideals. Funny, that.
     
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    Oh, but I do...

     
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    I saw Jim Brewer (white guy with lazy stoner eyes from Half Baked) tell a joke about cops just throwing Twinkies in front of the car they just pulled over then pulling out a stop watch and pressing "Go." If the stoner runs out of the car and inhales the Twinkie within 10 seconds then the cop knows the person he pulled is stoned.
     
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    I've spent the past three days with my family in Illinois with either a bottle or rifle in my hand (I don't mix the two). Getting shitfaced and playing 10-point pitch with fun cousins or being out in da woods hunting is incredibly cathartic.
     
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    Well the only reason I won't stick a needle in my arm is because my uncle was a heroine addict at one point (clean now). He tried to rob my great grand parents high, but my great grand dad woke up and pulled a gun on him. When the cops came they didn't have to search hard. My high uncle shimmied the telephone pole in the front yard since "A cop would never look here." Again, it was a telephone pole in the front yard. Of my great grand dad's house.

    So I'll never do heroine.
     
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    hehe.


     
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    My boyfriend is a recovering heroin addict, 7 years clean. His stories want to make me cry, and I don't do that much.
     
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    Well I'm going to go to bed now since I have to wake up at 6am to fly back to California. I'm going to be in the airport the whole day, but its cool because when I get to Cali, I'm going to have a quarter of an ounce of high grade kush waiting for me. Haven't smoked in a week and a half so it should be a fucking blast.
     
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