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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Primer

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    Fuck Caesar-beers.

    First time I ever had one, I threw up about ten seconds after consuming it. Of course, it might be the Caesar part of the drink that did it. We went to the strat, here in Edmonton, and the sell you millions of those half pint glasses of beer for like a buck each. The beer is shitty and you usually just pound the drink and get on with the next one; rare do you sip this swill.

    My brother got the idea to put Clamato juice in the beer and make a half and half. We sat down, they convinced me that it was a good idea and I vomited into the sleeve of my hoodie (didn't want to get kicked out) and decided to never drink it again.

    I still have that hoodie.

    If you take a pint of beer and pour a shot of vodka into it, you get a throwing star and it's awesome - you cannot taste the vodka.

    In other news: My roommate went from having a fight with his GF, to ignoring her, to telling me he really likes her to calling her over and they're now having really, really loud sex. I'm fairly impressed with his turn around.

    Ps. Thanks Nettdata for that link for the iPhone case. I'm definitely pre-ordering one.
     
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  2. Nitwit

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    Pulling on your dress..................

     
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  3. Haterade

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    If you want to be a dick start blasting porno off your laptop so they can hear it back.
     
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    I am laughing like a high and drunk person, muah hahaha


     
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  5. Nitwit

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    Your welcome and you win. I can only offer this;



    Can I split your seam now?
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Drinking beer and writing about Kwanzaa.

    That's what it's all about.

    My phone's T9 word doesn't recognize Kwanzaa. I like that my phone has decided that there's a much better chance that somebody wants to talk about "lycoxaa" than they do about Kwanzaa.

    My phone might be right.
     
    #3106 Nom Chompsky, Dec 29, 2010
  7. Nitwit

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    Oh, well. Here is GNR with Axl at full pipes before he got gay and wrecked the band.



    Slash ain't bad either.
     
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  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    No 80's playlist is complete without a hefty serving of Prince



    If that isn't the greatest first 3 seconds of a song ever, I don't know what is.

    Also, greatest album artwork ever award also goes to Prince.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Queen-Bee

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    OMG! How could I have missed this resemblance before! Prince is your freakin' doppelganger! I'm totally creeped out.
     
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  10. Nitwit

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    I see your three seconds and raise you thirty nine, nasty Prince dancing notwithstanding.

     
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  11. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I don't know why you're creeped out, that picture is pure sex. If anything, you should be turned on.
     
    #3111 dubyu tee eff, Dec 29, 2010
  12. Nitwit

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    Here is one for "Queen"-Bee; I bet she is so much fun.

     
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  13. Queen-Bee

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    Hey Nitwit, don't confuse old with fat. When did I say I needed an XXL Depends?

    Fuck that, let's get this party started.

     
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    Alright... I had an interesting offer from the girlfriend tonight. We were doing some post-Christmas shopping and we were talking through some sexual fantasies we'd like to play out when she (completely seriously) pops off with this gem:

    "Okay Viking, I know you and the rugby guys are all about the balloon knot, but for the next two months you can either have it or blowjobs. Your choice."

    Granted, it's for two months, and I'm already weighing the cost/benefit of each but I'd like to hear your input. I can't have both, but it's a fucking free offer for the back door. And I'm stumped. I've already unknotted the balloon on a drunken ping pong paddle, length of rope, bunson burner, hedgehog kind of night and quite enjoyed it (I've done it with other girls, but I didn't have to sneak it in with current girl) but she's never openly offered it like this. AAAND go.
     
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    Hey hey, simmer down you. There isn't a girl in that video that I would deny. Or you for that matter.

    Back at ya'!



    Crank it and spank it!
     
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  16. dubyu tee eff

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    I'm loving this 80's music binge.


    This song is amazing in itself, but listen to it stoned and it'll rock your tits right off.
     
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    This 80's music is a soundtrack to my innocent youth, the party-my-ass-off time before marriage and family.





    But wait, I've come full circle, only the soundtrack sounds more like:



    This devil-music followed me and Queen-Bee Jr. everywhere in Vegas. It actually grew on me.
     
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  18. Nitwit

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    "What?"

    Did you fuck those?

    What is "unknotted the balloon"?
     
    #3118 Nitwit, Dec 29, 2010
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    Don't know where to go with that.......cept'..................maybe here......................

     
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  20. jordan_paul

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    Heres my favorite 80's video

     
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