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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Best southern post ever by a Canadian. Back at ya, brother.



    G'night now.
     
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    Ahhh... Triumph.

    Going through high school in the early 80's in Southwestern Ontario rocked. Literally.

    This is still one of my favourite songs EVER.

    Here's a Long Distance Dedication to our very own Miss Pimpstress.

     
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    Ahhh.... those were they days.

     
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    It's hard to believe that this was the way we got a lot of our information about music back then. And rags like Rolling Stone. No internet, and MTV and the like were still being developed.

    The American Top 40 was a regular Saturday morning ritual for years.

    That, and the "mixed tape".
     
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    Seriously, calm down. Go to sleep. The kids are gonna wake up tomorrow and wonder what the fuck happened here while they were passed out. Count something quieter or I'm gonna start counting Metallica or Pantera.



    Oh, fuck it all anyway.



    Goddamnit, 4am.

    Don't have to work but still wanted to get up and ride many miles.

    meh.

    pills.
     
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    God damn long islands are the love of my life right now. Jesus. So fucking drunk.

    I have come to realize that New Year's is both the hardest and easiest to plan for. It's easy, because everyone is going to be doing something, but the hardest is that nobody knows what the fuck they are going to be doing. Oh well. I could just stay home and just get drunk at the house, like I've read in a previous thread. It's whatever,

    Should have went to Vegas. THAT would have been a rememberable (maybe) New Years. Maybe next year...
     
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    This thread needs another contest. Whoever gets closest to guessing how I arrived to that photo. That is, what happened and how it happened, gets... something. Via the internet. You have until Thursday .

    Go:
    [​IMG]
     
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    Hotwheelz, I haven't the foggiest idea HOW you got to wherever you are, but I do know where that picture was NOT taken.

    I snapped this outside The Venetian in Vegas:



    Yup, that's right. No cripples allowed. Now I'm no lawyer, but something seems a little off to me. Perhaps a massive lawsuit against these violaters of the basic rights of the gibbled (or whatever you're called these days) is in order.
     

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    I don't contribute to these drunken threads nearly enough.

    Anyway, I thought I'd inform everyone that as of 12:30 local time this afternoon I will be off work for the remainder of the week. The girlfriend and I are off to the gym for an hour, and then a three-day drunken binge is about to occur. I've got a full bottle of Johnny Walker Red waiting at home, not to mention an ample supply of beer and junk-food. The next three days will be filled with NHL 11 for PS3, watching Inception on a 62 inch TV tonight, and a raging New Years Eve house-party that is within walking distance from our place.

    My goal for the next three days:

    Try to persuade the girlfriend to let me post her boobs in the TIB Boob forum. Feet fail me not, here I go.
     
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    the downside to living in australia is that I'm rarely drunk when anyone else on TiB is.

    So I finally get to contribute to the drunk thread, but noone else will be awake to read it. Except perhaps Scootah or disgustipated. Im pretty sure we're the only aussies on here. Except for that guy up in northern QLD who likes bundy rum.

    Which brings me back to my pridicament. Bundy rum. If you tasted good enough I wouldn't have had to drink an alternate brand of cask strength rum tonight. And hence would not be trashed enough to post this post right here. that im posting right now.
     
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    Although I prefer BJs to the backdoor, you can't deny that novelty. And it's only two months. Go for the backdoor, my e-friend.

    Can you offer any sort of explanation for "drunken ping pong paddle, length of rope, bunson burner, hedgehog kind of night"?
     
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    I just got home from a long night at work. I was starving and I ate a couple bites of ham. Thinking it tasted a little weird, I investigated further. I just discovered that it was raw. Three bites worth. I suppressed the urge to puke it up out of fear and am instead drinking bourbon on the rocks. That should kill anything little bugs living there, right?! I really have to go back to work tonight so I can't have food poisoning. I'm feeling pretty stupid, but now I'm buzzed too. Anything else I should do?!
     
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    Eat some stool softeners, like, ALOT of them.
     
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    Well, I kind of need to sleep today, so that's out of the question.

    The way I figure it, if I can raise my stomach's pH, I should be okay.

    May have to switch to screwdrivers.
     
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    Make sure it's McCormicks Vodka.
     
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    I guess it's all class when you're worried about trichinella.

    I'll chug the rest of my Basil Hayden's and see what I can dig up....
     
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    Just channel your inner John Rambo.

    After all, raw ham wouldn't make a Billie-goat puke, so you're all good.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Sigh....

    Guess it's time to bust out those explosive tipped arrows. Finally.



    I remember reading a study a long time ago about people who drank mixed drinks with dinner had a lower incidence of food poisoning. I'm sticking with my initial plan of boozing until it's bedtime and hoping for the best.
     
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