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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Noahh

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    I'm putting you on my Dead Pool list, tempest, so If you could just refrain from dying for a few days I would really appreciate it.
     
  2. tempest

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    I have a NYE party to attend. I will be alive to ring in the new year.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    And just to clarify, comatose is still alive.
     
  4. tempest

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    Agreed.

    I just hope my friends do something awesome for my eventual funeral.


    Oh, and fuck screwdrivers. I'm sticking to Basil Hayden's until I finish this bottle.
     
  5. Solaris

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    Think I should just be able to get enough money together for 2litres of 7% cider to drink on my own and then go to sleep before 10pm.

    Did the night shift last night and have just powered through the day to get back to a normal pattern.
     
  6. Solaris

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    Got 40 10p's together and bought 4 pints of beer, onto left over gin and wine after this. Being lonely is fun.
     
  7. ghettoastronaut

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    True. People bring you down, with their bullshit like "Isn't it a little early to start drinking?" and "You know, drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism."

    So it looks like I'll be seeing The King's Speech tomorrow. Interesting fact: I have a mild stutter of sorts that I have mostly gotten around. I don't stutter much anymore, but do sometimes stutter when quoting movie lines. I think it's because I've grown accustomed to not using various syllables or starting sentences with certain words that I otherwise trip up on, and movie lines do not follow the idiosyncrasies of my speech. Therefore, when quoting The King's Speech, I will be extra accurate in its rendition. Win.

    Oh, I stutter when drinking sometimes. But, you know, alcohol fucks up your motor co-ordination, so that's pretty much expected.
     
  8. Primer

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    One of my old roommates had a GF who always gave us shit for drinking on a Monday. I remember it clearly:

    Me: Hey, [roommate], lets get some rum!
    RM: Aww, yeah! Great idea.
    RM-GF: It's only Monday!!! Seriously, you're going to drink? <blablabla, stupid drivel flowing from her mouth, ignored the rest>

    Yup. It's like it happened just yesterday.

    But seriously, how else do you fucking deal with Mondays?
     
  9. shegirl

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    Almost all ham has been smoked prior to selling. Unless you were gnawing on one with a bone and thick thick skin on it, it was. You're worrying about nothing.

    And, no one needs a reason to drink, especially screwdrivers.
     
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    SGEDIT: If you have an issue take it up with him. Why the fuck do you care what anyone else thinks about him? Does it matter? Nope.
     
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    And with that, I'm on to the first glass of wine of the day. Langmeil sure does make some fine motherfucking wine.
     
  12. Solaris

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    SGEDIT: You are not funny. One more and you'll take a holiday. You're irritating me. Stop.
     
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    So, I have this 12 pound turkey I have to cook today. Just massaged her with butter and champagne, be basting her for a few hours. Then a bunch of my vagrant friends will help me eat it.

    So, I started drinking, too, dancing around the house...

     
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  14. Solaris

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    SOLARISEDIT: the revoltution devoures itself
     
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    And like the idiot I already know you are you couldn't just leave it alone. It's like another Christmas present to me. Thanks!

    Talking shit that no one else cares about other than you, obviously, is pointless. And again just to clarify, you're not funny. Your brand of shit talking is just that, diarrhea of the mouth. You were warned and told exactly why. You did not listen. You got a day off. The end.
     
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    Is Rihanna actually hot? I can't decide.
     
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    I can. Chris Brown beat her for a reason.

    Oh, was that in my 'out loud' voice? Whoops.
     
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    I'm still confused, does one beat a woman because she is hot or because she is not?

    I thought it was simply due to a male being an intolerable cunt...
     
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    "not tolerating a Cunt"
     
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    I suppose that is an accurate statement in some scenarios.
     
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