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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I'm not sure I've really seen a picture of her. But so far as I can tell, no.

    As for Chris Brown beating her; every time my alarm clock goes off in the morning and the radio happens to be playing a Rihanna song, I always hit the snooze button with greater anger and vigour than normal.
     
    #3161 ghettoastronaut, Dec 29, 2010
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    You're right, I wouldn't let her anywhere near my dick either.

    Either way, that Rude Boy video is a shameless ripoff of this, which came out like 3 years before:
     
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    Is that an old Gaga song? hahahahhaha
     
    #3163 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2010
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    Maybe if she'd wear something that complimented her tiny little perfect figure (see above. yes I know she's not going to hit any red carpet in a bikini) she'd look better. Instead she wears some wacked out shit that take away from her looks. Gaga on the other hand does it because she knows she's fugly.

    Hey PIMPTRESS, the fact you know that scares me.
     
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    Oh my god. I used to say that whats-her-face had the unique talent of producing new songs that were so increasingly annoying that it made her previous single sound positively tolerable by comparison. Seeing this has disproved my theory.

    In unrelated news; there's an apple crisp mcflurry out there with my fucking name on it, and I intend to go get it.
     
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    I missed all the drama. This is what I get for sleeping in.

    My brother is watching Harry Potter at full blast. Joy.
     
    #3166 hotwheelz, Dec 29, 2010
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    Dismantling Christmas Wonderland one ornament and nutcracker at a time. Good thing I didn't have any part in setting it up.

    And playing with my dad's new remote control helicopter makes cleaning that much more fun. Stupid dogs don't know what's going on when I buzz them.
     
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    Know what? That was Gaga?


    Heh, I am watching The House Bunny and it's wicked fun when you are baked. HOORAY TITTIES!!!!!
     
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    I could write an extensive piece in the appropriate thread but I like to color out of the lines. I am wicked smart at stalking Gaga, lying unless it's important and basting turkeys. haahhahaahha
     
    #3169 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2010
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    Take the head. Two months straight of in the bum-no babies, and she could end up in diapers. That's never pretty.
     
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    Depends on his frequency levels.
     
    #3171 PIMPTRESS, Dec 29, 2010
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    Also, doesn't girth and number of ping pong paddles figure in this?
     
    #3172 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 29, 2010
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    That was the worst decision I have made all day - nay, all week. All month, even. No one buy this abortion of an ice cream substitute treat, ever.
     
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    I dare you to Google images for "rectal prolapse".

    I double dog dare you.

    NSFW tags aren't anywhere strong enough for that shit.

    And it's kind of sad to think that he's not already getting regular blowjobs.
     
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    I had a bird years ago, actually a pair. They humped all the time so she was constantly laying little eggs. Sadly, one day I came home from work and she had an egg "stuck". Being the humanitarian I am I took her to the vet. They said she had prolapsed from laying so many eggs. Basically everything on the inside ends up coming out the hole and just kinda well, hangs out. Ick.

    I had them put her to sleep. It was the right thing to do.

    Sidenote: I'd named the pair Dan&Roseanne the day I brought them home because they were bitching at each other.
     
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    Maybe he's into that?
     
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    I dunno, this seems like a pretty rare and special offer to me. It can be pretty hard to find a girl who's willing to peg you.
     
    #3177 Nom Chompsky, Dec 29, 2010
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    All I can say after looking at some photos, Please don't let that happen to me.
     
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    I know a guy who, on his medical internship, had the good fortune to have a woman come into the ER with a double anal and vaginal prolapse, and a medical team who thought that fixing it was a great job for an intern to do.

    He also found a muffin in some obese person's fat fold. I thought those were just urban legends.
     
    #3179 ghettoastronaut, Dec 29, 2010
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    Bullshit. A muffin? I doubt it very much.

    Now, if you'd said cupcake...
     
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