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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. twopy

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    Ice.
     
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    Seconds on the lemonade idea. I went to the Firefly distillery in SC last year and did a vodka tasting (in addition to a wine tasting as they also make wine). Was awesome .
     
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    Hard Arnold Palmers (Hard Arnies) are a cruel mistress.
     
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    How does a liquor tasting work?

    I can't imagine doing any kind (vodka, bourbon, whatever) without it turning into a complete shit show.

    How much do they give you to taste at a time?
     
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    That was the one bummer, there are pretty strict limits to each pour, and they don't fudge it as much as they do at wine tastings. I can't remember how much the limit was, but they had special shot glasses with a "pour only to here line". However, it adds up in the end since I am not really used to doing shots of straight liquor. Firefly has lots of different flavors, so I think we probably tasted about 6 or so.
     
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    Merry (late) Christmas to you all.

    I hope you are all having a better time than your miserable online personas let on.

    That's all. Adios.
     
    #3206 Sam N, Dec 29, 2010
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    You must have missed the page on rectal prolapses there scrooge.
     
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    And this isn't really new music, but it is my favorite song ever (and yes, I listen to it before I go on a run/work out):


    Here's the lyrics:

    So awesome they almost make me want to get (back) into songwriting....
    Uh hem HEM......

     
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    Hey Abby, did you drink that knocked over box of Crown behind your glasses? You did, didn't you?

    Suckle on some of that sweet tea vodka and strip down to nothing but your glasses and camera; I'm thinking they will look just fine.

     
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    Yeah, so we were in Hawaii, wasted, and accordingly looking for booze. We thought buying some of this was a good idea, but we didn't want to pay the premium for the name. Apparently, Seagrams makes something similar that may or may not be endorsed by black people.

    First we drank it straight, and that resulted in our stomachs showing their displeasure via reflux. Not good. So after going through every mixer in possession (including coke, which induced similar results, as well as Pog), we somehow realized that we forgot to try it with Sprite.

    Upon a sober tasting the next day, we had indeed found a solid recipe:

    Sweet Tea vodka
    Sprite
    Lemon juice

    Yeah, that shit goes HARD. With our new-found compadre we finished off the rest of the handle that day.
     
    #3210 Samr, Dec 29, 2010
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    This has it all: black & white, a bed, and great big breasts:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Booty.

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    That sounds like a song that metamorphisized from angry teenage redneck break-up poetry. Any more dope beats you wanna throw down, cuz?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh my god, I just wasted the past 2 hours of my life watching When in Rome with my Mom and Dad because Dad wanted to watch it. I feel like shooting myself in the face or drinking away the memory.
     
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    You forgot bondage...
     
    #3215 Kubla Kahn, Dec 29, 2010
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    See that never works for me; I always remember everything that happens before I started drinking, no matter how wasted I get and how sketchy my memories are while I'm drunk.

    Next time you should start drinking before you sit down to watch a sketchy movie.
     
    #3216 Trakiel, Dec 29, 2010
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    I'd baste the shit out of that.
     
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    It works half the time with me, I forget the small stuff, and watching that movie was the least important thing of the day. Now I have a glass of 1/2 Capt, 1/4 Coke, 1/4 ice and I'm watching Californication. All is better now.
     
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    I am watching what is pretty much France's answer to Ski School. What a fucking ridiculous movie this is.

    Down to the last of this bottle of wine. Australians really don't fuck around with wine - 15% alcohol? Yes please!
     
    #3219 ghettoastronaut, Dec 29, 2010
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    Does anyone else have to work tomorrow? I am finishing off all the half empty bottles of wine I have. Turns out there were four and I just killed the last one. I still have a ridiculous amount of booze in the house. The wine only seems to take me so far and I am about to switch to Maker's. Here's to throwing up in the back yard.

    How do you end a relationship where the other person is completely dependent on you for everything?
     
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