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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Diablo

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    Sunnova bitch. I have already drank 75% of the alcohol in my parents house minus the wine, that's theirs. I might have to actually go out and buy some myself. Damn the alcoholism!!

    Oh, and the ex from a few nights ago messaged me back. Should I read it or delete? ps I'm kind of drunk and I'll probably read it and send her something back.
     
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    Go Brett Favre on her.
     
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    Alcoholism is underrated. How many diseases make you feel awesome? How many make you funny or better at playing pool? How many diseases can you share with others and have a great time?

    I'm 'sick' and I enjoy it.

    This post is brought to you by Maker's Mark and ginger ale.
     
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    YYYEESSSS!!! Upgrade from wine!!! Good for you!

    And Grav, I've already banged her a bunch, so Favre-ing her wouldn't do much since she's already 'had it' and 'loved it'....from what she told me.
     
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    Is this even a fuckin' question? Delete that shit, and then jerk off. Twice. Get it out of your system and then send me a cheque for saving your ass.
     
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    Sorry Canada, I don't know what a cheque is. Please explain.

    Edit, or wherever you're from, just generalizing.
     
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    You want him to send her a picture on his phone that costs him thousands of dollars later? I guess that is better than going 'Scott Peterson' on her.
     
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    After reading this it dawned on me how truly far behind the rest of the world I really am.

    Sobering.
     
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    Jokes seem to lose their charm when written in an online forum, even if they are bad jokes to begin with. Obviously I know what a cheque is, just trying to poke fun.
     
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    What do we need more of?

     

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    After watching two national lampoons on netflix because i have no friends, I realized the only thing that there actually good for is seeing a bunch of tits.

    Which is the reason why everyone should watch them, Frontal nudage in movies is awsome! It's better than porn, because you never know when a set of boobies are gonna pop right out at ya. So much anticipation.
    And a topanga lesbian makeout scene which was actually rather pg-13
    BUT IT WAS TOPANGA...Pure awsomeness in that.
     
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    DIdn't send anything back to the ex, decided to save what I wrote until morning when I can recheck what I said when I'm sober. Good call devil, good call. I think

    And for Xray, It's like 3 rivers or something down south towards beeville/corpus area.
     
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    I've been down to the Corpus area. Its meh. You may have to do a little dropping of the standards, as described in the "I've fucked 5 two's" thread, but you should do alright. Casually throw out the fact that you are a pilot and you are golden.
     
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    Done deal. And disregard the pm then. Dropping standards is no biggie for me.
     
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    Just don't go too low. You want to be able to brag a little.
     
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    This thread is lacking again...

     

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    Fuck buddy turned into jerkface because I made a joke about spending NYE together. Suddenly he thought I was trying to tie him down. Eww. No. I said "I hate NYE too. Let's get naked. I'll bring the champagne. You bring the chips". He freaked out and made reference to me being close to boiling bunnies. Huh? Perhaps a revisit to Fatal Attraction is in order. Dude, you're good in bed, not in public. Not that into you. I was busy talking to "really want, but not available guy" anyway. Fuck.

    Vodka, white wine, red wine is always good, right? How about a picture?

    This is for you Kubla Kahn and a certain Aussie.

    I'm going to play Wii.
     

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    Kenny Fucking Powers.

     
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    You know, you 'Mericans have the South to poke fun at, with all the trailer parks and the meth and all, but up here in Canada, we have our Newfies.

    Every one I've known has been the salt of the Earth type people, but they have been the butt of jokes for years.

    I guess I can see why.




    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2010/12/22/musket-robbery-122.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-l ... y-122.html</a>
     
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