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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Damn, I miss the Fugees.

    I have a family function I could go to tonight, but I don't feel motivated to attend. Beer might show me the answer.[/quote]


    I intend to terrorize the innocent minds found here, fuled by wine and herb.


    Join me.
     
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    I see baby Jesus being cradled in a vagina.

    I think it may even be the Blessed Virgin Marys' vagina at that.
     
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    Because of you mentioning that, I thought, "what the hell, I'll watch a Phish show". I don't even like them that much, but I've been to some shows and I dont have dick to do tonight. I even got a little excited about it. Then I saw where you have to pay $14.99 for that shit. Fuck that. I mean, its great that they are webcasting their show, but charging for it? Again, fuck that.

    Back to square one.
     
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    I so dig this idea. I have a gingerbread Breaking Bad in my head. Baking Bad.


     
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    "Innocent minds" is probably the last thing I would use to describe the denizens of this place.

    Yeah, I wouldn't pay $15 to watch a webcast of a concert unless it was a band I really liked. I'll be sure to chime in here and let you know what your missing.
     
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    Innocent of reality, perhaps.
     
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    "Watch out, he's crowning through the flames!"
     
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    I'm about to break into the fireworks in a bit. The local wildlife needs to get a taste of what to expect.

    Decided a bit ago that it'd be a good idea to bring our fire extinguisher with us for the big show tomorrow. I have a feeling that this will come in very handy.
     
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    Nice. Just got visited by the cops. Seems there was a prison break a while ago just over a mile from my place.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://m.ctv.ca//bc/20101230/bc_prison_break_101230.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.ctv.ca//bc/20101230/bc_prison_ ... 01230.html</a>

    Bring it on, bitches.
     
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    You armed, sir?


    Edited to add: How many of you kids ARE armed?


    I am...
     
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    Because of some of the degenerates on this board, I just purchased an airsoft pistol. Samr made it sound like wayyy too much fun that time when it was being discussed. I really got it to help me relearn how to aim a gun since my discovery of being cross dominant. But a little friendly 6mm pellet action on the roommates never hurt either.
     
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    Indeed I am.

    And I have home field advantage.

    It's pitch black out here. No lights. And it's all thick, old growth woods around my place. 5 acres worth. Then all the external flood lights are on motion detectors.

    Now. Theoretically Canadians are not allowed to protect themselves with firearms. I tend to look at things differently.
     
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    Is that rhetorical? I bet Net has already busted out his bow, climbed up his tree stand, and is watching the trails while the scent of cookies in the oven and meat on the grill waft from the house. That should lure them in....

    Hell, I'm almost envious, actually. There aren't any prisons around here, but if there were, and there were a few escaped cons, I'd sure as hell be sitting on the roof of my house with a few guns and a case of beer. Castle law, or something like that.
     
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    I like your style. I enjoy hunting, very much, especially when it's looking for problems.

    I don't ask the government how to survive. Fuck 'em.
     
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    We have no castle doctrine in Canada.

    If I were to shoot and kill someone, even while they were attempting to harm or kill me, I would automatically be charged.

    We have no public CCW except under very specific circumstances, such as money couriers or extreme wilderness trappers.

    And yet we have more guns per capita than the US.

    Go figure.
     
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    I've been so tempted to buy one of those guns lately. The squirrel population around this neighborhood is overwhelming, they need to stop breeding.
     
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    Finally got out of the east coast and back to Pomona. Snow is now my least favorite weather condition, right after Hurricanes and Hail. Finally got to smoke a joint of Woody Harrelson and it is awesome.

    As far as being armed, not since I turned in my armory cards when I got out of the military. I'm waiting until I get out of college and have a good paying job before I pay to get a gun permit in California. Lord knows if Cali is going to charge me $250.00 to renew my registration, then what they'll charge me to own a gun will be worse.
     
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    And yeah, I say fuck that. I'll plead my case to the jury any day.

    If there's even a remote possibility of him or me, it'll be him every time. (that buys it)
     
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    Permit? hahaha


    Okay, I am kidding. Trunks are cheaper and faster to make these sort of purchases, for the record.
     
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    True. But you never know if that Glock you just bought was used to kill a school bus of downe syndrome kids and then resold rather than tossed like it should have been.

    It's damn hard to get yourself a virgin piece out of a trunk.
     
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