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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    Oh my God I love this band (Phish). This is such a crunchy groove!

    They play a funky version of the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey (Also sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss) that is amazing...and they are playing it now.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    Don't stop there, mon frere.

    since its the holidays...


    and for the sheer value of kick-ass, who the fuck has moves like these? Nobody.:


    and for the road:
     
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  3. zyron

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    I love how people who never smoked always use this. Those idiots would have stayed in and played video games anyways. If you went to college and didn't know someone who smoked weed that was fun then I wouldn't want to go to that college.

    This is like someone who never drank asking if someone could explain the attraction of booze.
     
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    I never got the appeal either, just made me feel stupid, unmotivated and paranoid. And I tried many many many times. I am not anti-drug by any means, but it just didn't do it for me. I just assume that it affected me differently than it did most others because nobody would ever choose to feel like that.
     
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    I personally have found it does wonders for many things, such as aid in diminishing PTSD to boosting the thrill of skydiving.

    It's not for everyone, though I've enever heard of guy getting stoned and beating his wife. Just getting stoned and forgetting to beat his wife. It makes sex better and prevents you from throwing empties at jam bands. It doesn't cost much, it's the only drug that doesn't kill people and if you kid swallows it it won't kill 'em. It smells great and it's the colour of money*.

    Say, not only is it the end of a year, but the end of an era: Blassack's self-demanded swan song is tomorrow. I've never personally got into it with the dude, but I'll be damned if half this board doesn't wish he'd fall into a volcano. I don't know, he could be downright hilarious at times. Will he even post tomorrow? Maybe he'll burst out of the closet like the Incredible Hulk, who knows?

    *-YOUR money, that is. Our money is coloured like the marshalling car for the Gay Pride Parade only with animals on it.
     
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    I look at it like this: only one of two things could happen. The first is that you try it and hate it...and really, what was the point? You'd spend money to have a bad experience. No thanks. The other option is that you try it and really like it, in which case now you have an interesting problem. Now you like an illegal drug, and you enjoy being high. Not a great situation either. Addiction runs like a blue streak in my family. I'd rather not risk waking the dragon.
     
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    See, this is where you are wrong. While high I have decided that people have secret plots against me and have gone from sitting in a corner paranoid but afraid to say a word because I was aware that my senses were dulled (i.e. I was stupid) to kicking people out of my house in about a half a second. If I had latent violent tendencies, I bet they would have come out.
     
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    Did you know that the green colour used in U.S. bills was started in Canada as a primitive safety measure, and then copied by the Americans? So, yeah, U.S. Take your greenbacks and add a motherfucking U in there somewhere.

    Also, since when did weed smell good?

    Marijuana lacks the physical dependence capacity that just about every other drug - cocaine, alcohol, caffeine - has. I've gone through (rather mild, all told) caffeine withdrawal and it wasn't pretty. Ever heard of withdrawal from weed?
     
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    It makes food taste even better, it helps with your hangover, it makes showers amazing, it makes music sound better, it helps people going through cancer, it tastes good, it smells good and it makes hikes even more fun.
     
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    For pure "What the fuck" value, Games without Frontiers is well worth a watch.

     
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    I hate sounding like a dumb ass, but fuck it I need to be educated.

    I thought good weed could get pretty fucking expensive?
     
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    Everyone likes different things. I, personally, hate going out to bars and being around drunk people. On the other hand, sitting at home with a small group of friends and hanging out, playing video games and bullshitting? Maybe some poker or some other activity? That sounds like an awesome night to me. I prefer to hang out with smaller groups where we can have conversations, and I find that is virtually impossible in a bar or a big party. Most guys are at bars to either A) Get completely shitfaced, B) hook up, or C) Both. This tends to make them into overly competitive assholes (they see you as competition for the attention of women). Plus, and this is likely just my personal experience, but a lot of drunk assholes really don't know how to take 'no' for an answer.

    For example, my wife and I would go to parties or bars in college and after. I can't count the number of assholes who would go up to her and hit on her right in front of me, and it has almost led to several fights. They'd go to 'dance' with her by grinding on her, and even with her pushing them away, they'd remain insistent. They'd even try that shit when I was ALREADY dancing with her. Needless to say, fuck those assholes.*

    Now, all that being said, I don't (and haven't ever) smoke weed. Never saw the appeal. However, it is just a matter of what you consider "fun." Some people like to go out and get fucked up, others like to sit inside with a smaller group and relax, have conversations, and play games.

    *I know that this is just my personal experience, and I am aware that not all bars or parties are like this, and that not everyone who GOES to bars and parties act like giant assholes. However, there are enough of them to make me want to avoid those places like the plague.
     
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    This video is the cat's ass. Great tune, also.

     
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    I understand all of that shit, but how does it make a hike better? I know the first thing I think of when I need some pep is to smoke a J. Especially when going uphill. I'd fall asleep on a rock and wake up to a grizzly bear eating my legs, trying to get at the bag of Funions.
     
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    It depends where you live really, I've only smoked weed in three places: Here, Vancouver and Amsterdam. However, compare it to one week's worth of pot is priced about the same as less than one gram of coke on average.
     
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    I spend $300-400 on an ounce of very good weed. If I was in college, this would not last me long. I am not so this will last me a long time, usually about 3 months. So it costs me $25-30 a week.

    If I wanted to smoke regular I could get an ounce for $100.

    It isn't that expensive unless you smoke non stop.
     
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    Being out on a beautiful day walking through the woods is probably the best time to get high.
     
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    Especially when you run into that pesky black bear.
     
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    How would this compare to one week of alcohol consumption?

    Edit: I think zyron pretty much answered my question. And that is what I remember the price range being for my friends who smoked as well. Thanks.

    Side note.
    I remember sitting in some sort of pre-law class one time trying to figure out the value of 11 lbs of cocaine that someone had just been busted with that week (we were talking about the border drug issues). It was funny because none of us really had any fucking clue. We were supposed to be learning about all of it ostensibly to figure out how we could fucking solve it, but we were so out of touch that it was mind boggling.
     
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    Id like someone to explain cigarettes. Ive tried maybe five in my life. Not one time did I feel any sort of buzz or change in the state of my mind. I mean shit even with coffee you feel the energy buzz and have to take a shit and piss ten minutes after drinking it. With cigarettes I just woke up the next morning with the driest soar throat on Earth that no amount of water or candy could cure.

    As for weed there is a pretty sweet body buzz. Also I dont know how to describe it well without sound like a fucking idiot stoner but you kind of lose your ability to control laughter. I don't know how it changes your body physiologically but what ever it is that makes you "geek out" (uncontrollable laughter) was usually the biggest draw for me to weed. My eye hand coordination was so out of whack that I refused to play video games, it'd just piss me off when I'd lose.

    But I had the opposite effect that most have, it would jack my heart rate and I couldnt sleep. Id stay up high as hell worrying about the stupid shit most people smoke to forget (Im not going anywhere in life, that fucking term paper due next week, the billz, etc). This is why I quit smoking a long time ago.
     
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