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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. SwampDonkey

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    Watch this video...just be aware, your mind may melt and drain out your ear.
     
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    Here are a few worthy images:

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    Blood?
     
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    I've got the theme song for this thread.

     
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    One Four Loko finished. The question is: should I be a retard and drink another one or move on to beer? I'll leave the decision to the good people at TiB.
     
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    Be a responsible adult and move to wine, less bloat, more drunk
     
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    I guess I'll NSFW these even though there's a huge disclaimer on the thread title and everyone should know better....





     

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    Just saw her on Comedy Central, Iliza Shlesinger. Get this, she's funny. Like, actually funny, not "funny for a female comic" funny. It's amazing. Doesn't hurt that she looks and sounds like Natalie from Monk.

    I never thought I'd jerk it to comedy central without crying, but I guess there's a first time for everything.
     
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    I love me some Jack Daniels. Can't believe I put this stuff off for as long as I did. It's fucking awesome.

    I saw a lot of people posting youtube videos on here, but at the same time, I want more ass pics, so I'll post a funny video AND a nice ass pic. Yessss.



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    I don't have any wine in the house, and I'm too inebriated to go and get some. The liquor store is just down the street, within walking distance, but they closed at 9. So, it's beer or four loko. I have some crown royal in the freezer but i'm not in a whisky mood tnoight. So I will not be a responsible adult, it's beer or Four Loko. I'm not drinking anything harder than that tonight.
     
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    I vote for shot gunning a Four Loko. You can do it!
     
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    Yeah, I'm kind of a pussy. I moved on to the beer, I don't wanna die tonight. I'm seriuos, one Four Loko is enough to get me good and drunk. This both embarrasses me and makes me happy, I like it when I can get drun kfor under $3.
     
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    OK, I've spent 15 minutes looking on google for a pic of a girl in a thong lifting up her little sundress.

    That's about 14 minutes too many, but that pic has been burned in my memory for years.

    That's the main thing I hate about winter: No sundresses.
     
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    Your future boyfriend will like that too. Scratch that. Your future one night stand will like that.

    Your future boyfriend will have to hold your hair back and take you home at 9:30 because you are such a lightweight.
     
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    Four Loko is a powerful tool. It will get the job done, but at a price. If you have nothing to do tomorrow and can sleep it off, go for it. Otherwise, not a smart move.

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    I'm sure everyone has seen it, but damn. She has one.
     

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    Do what? Die? I'm assuming it's snowing where she is. Perfect weather for a blackout. Then again that stuff gets your temperature up to 105 so you could just instantly melt your way through the snowdrifts.

    I'm the last person to warn anybody not to do anything, but that shit is not to be fucked with. I drank 2.5 last weekend, blacked out, lost my drawers, and woke up next to a toilet filled with neon green... something. I was hungover and shaking for two solid days.

    Oh, and, candy cane?
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    I'd rather be a lightweight and get drunk off of a six pack than have to drink a case to get drunk. I'm cheap, so I don't mind getting drunk quickly, makes things easier.

    I mean, I'm frugal...and I don't think I'm easy. Fuck it, whatever I just said probably stands.

    Edit: Why is my beer red? I kind of remember buying this twelve pack last week and it being a limited edition, but I still don't get it.
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    Since this is now becoming a Four Loko thread, I'll tell my tale.


    I can drink with the best of them and have done all the normal drinking challenges. 30 beers in a day, 8 in an hour, Century club etc etc. I had 3 Four Loko's in the span of a few hours and don't remember drinking the last one. Apparently I cracked a fourth but thankfully only had a few sips. I have never gone from sober to shitfaced so fast before. The night ended with my brother and I conducting our own grappling match in the backyard. I still have cuts and bruises and this was last Saturday.

    After all that, the worst part though, was the taste. No sarcasm, no exaggeration, it was the foulest tasting beverage ever.


    Now, more ass

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    Are all of them red? Or just the one?

    If it's just that one you may have run across Bud Light's version of the coveted orange keystone can and you should put it in a rotating glass display case in the center of your house.

    If it's the entire case then it's just Christmas themed beer.
     
    #339 Gravitas, Dec 3, 2010
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    Had a nice night at work, got to hop over to another restaurant in town and get some awesome Dover Sole and then some foie gras for a whopping total of $0. Taking care of others in the industry really has its perks.

    Time to drink till I look good enough to fuck.
     
    #340 konatown, Dec 3, 2010
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