The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Weed is the best thing ever. When I was in college, we would get completely ripped in the Disney World parking lot and head on in. Ever go on "Its a small world" blazed out of your skull? How about the late, great "Alien Encounter"? Didn't think so.

Did you ever peruse the EPCOT center world showcase and eat at Germany's buffet? Maybe tonight(back in college) I will go to downtown Disney and get obliterated and watch Cirque du Soleil.

If you aren't a paranoid stoner, the possibilities are endless with the fun shit you can do. Yea, there's always just sitting around and watching Family Guy or Big Lebowski. But if you feel like taking the experience to a new level, head out to Universal City Walk and just look at all the lights. Personally, the most trippy ride is the Cat in the Hat ride. Maybe smoke a blunt and head out to Halloween Horror Nights. Jesus Christ I miss college so much. Also, once you have sex high, you won't want to do it sober again.

As for hiking. I smoked a bowl with my ex and went hiking at Big Bend National Park. It was a beautiful spring day and the smells from all the flowers were just amazing. Your muscles don't feel as sore when you are stoned. It kind of feels good when you work them out on a hike.

This has been a public service announcement.

 

Just do what cops do in this situation - pull a number out of your ass and feed it to the media as if it were true.

 

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what 11 lbs of coke might cost these days?

Edit: that is 4,992 grams apparently. wow.

 

This is why I smoke weed, because when I drink I am one of two things: violent or really fucking stupid. Really fucking stupid is the worse because then I start walking the street checking every parked car I see to see if its unlocked. If its unlocked then I steal small random stuff out of it so the owner will be driven crazy looking for their cell phone car charger/work-out shoes/car registration (one time, and I kind of felt bad since California charges so much for renewing registration)

So I smoke weed instead, because I don't do stupid shit/violent shit on weed. Plus you can drive stoned.

 

I had this mentality for a while taking acid in college and then going out and doing stuff. Going to class. Swimming or riding bikes. Playing racquetball on acid was pretty wild.

I can't imagine being at Disney World on acid. Jesus that sounds daunting.

 

1. That's the douchiest thing I have heard of someone doing in a long time.

2. You can drive drunk too, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

 

Can someone please explain to me the attraction of fucking? From what I've seen, everyone who does it just eats a sandwich, rolls over, and falls asleep.

 

Cigarettes work in a strange way to me. Some people try them, like you, and it doesn't do anything for them. Then some people, like me, try them once and love them. I regret ever starting, and am trying to quit, but damn it's REALLY hard.

Cigarettes are to nicotine what crack is to cocaine. Cigarettes also have a 31% addiction rate, after just one time smoking. Heroine is only 21%.

 

That's not even hitting the tip of the ice berg on the shit my platoon would do drunk. For the record, I was one of them tamer ones.

 

ACID IS THE SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT....

 

I wouldn't drive stoned and agree it's a bad idea, but it is not at all comparable to driving drunk. You can do just about anything stoned that you can do sober, just not as well. No one should drive high, but it's not nearly as dangerous.

For people who think weed isn't addicitive, are you fucking kidding me? Sure, it's not physically addictive, but I've seen people who literally have trouble getting through a day without it. You don't think there's withdrawals? Hang around with someone who smokes every day and then has to quit for a drug test. I can promise you that they will not be pleasant to be around. It's pretty damn funny watching people flip out if their connections suddenly dry up and they can't find any. I would be just as bad with cigarettes, thankfully they're legal and always available.

I've gone through (short) periods where I smoked almost every day and I've since all but quit. I never got this 'it improves everything all the time' mentality. Sex wasn't as fun high, although definitely not bad. You do get more sensual so I suppose that's why so many people like it better.

 

See, I am in the same boat as Mya. A lot of the guys that I know that smoked a lot always told me that they liked it because it mellowed them out and let them relax and whatnot. I'm already extremely laid back so I don't need pot for that. Every time I have ever smoked, I didn't like the way it made me feel. I always felt so...out of control, so much more so than with alcohol. I dunno, it's hard to explain.

And a question for the scotch drinkers out there, if you are familiar with The Glenlivet, read on:

Spoiler

Between these two bottles of Scotch:



Which is better? I buy a lot of that French Oak Reserve and I absolutely love it. I saw someone recommend the Nadurra on here a while back, and I am wondering how good it is. I am driving up to Ohio with my girlfriend in about a week and a half to visit her parents and I want to bring a bottle of good Scotch to impress him with. I know the French Oak is good, but is the other one that much better?

 

"I had this mentality for a while taking acid in college and then going out and doing stuff. Going to class. Swimming or riding bikes. Playing racquetball on acid was pretty wild.

I can't imagine being at Disney World on acid. Jesus that sounds daunting."

Hallucinogens were never my thing, but I get what you are saying.

I fully understand how you would think Disney is a very taxing idea. What you are forgetting is that they have food and ice cream places about every 25 feet.(fattest place on earth) And Disney World ice cream is the shit. There are plenty of opportunities to refuel everywhere you look. Animal Kingdom, where I used to work, actually has a bar that opens at 8 am when the park opens.

I don't recommend doing a full on tourist style walk of the park because that is stupid. You go to the places you know you want to go and stay there for a while.

edit: I fucked up the quote

 

You just answered your own question. There's plenty of habit-forming things out there in the world. Tylenol and advil can cause withdrawal headaches, taking benadryl on a nightly basis and then stopping can cause rebound insomnia, hell, even laxatives can result in dependence. Let's not insult a perfectly good dictionary by saying that something is addictive if people a) become accustomed to doing something every single day, and b) have trouble quitting that daily habit.

 

Get that fancy alcohol out of here. Who is jealous?

 

You know what's sad? In about two years, the contents of your fridge will be worth five times the combined price of those bottles of Glenlivet. That's how desperate people are for things they can't have. Quality be damned.

 

Actually the dictionary and well, just about everyone uses the term as both for physically and psychological addictions. Weed is the latter.

 

It's time for a history lesson.