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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Be sure to decapitate them accurately.
     
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    I am watching Deathrace and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

    Predictable, cliche and entertaining.
     
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    To the people a few pages back who were wondering what 11 pounds of cocaine was worth:
    Up here, you can get a gram of good coke for $100, so that would make it worth $498,951.60
    That's assuming it's sold in gram increments. A lot of the time you can get an 8-ball (1/8 of an ounce, or 3.5 grams) for a bit cheaper, and prices vary in different parts of the country. Plus, a lot of coke dealers cut what they sell (mix with aderall, laundry detergent, chalk, etc.) so that they have more volume. It all depends on who you know/where you are. For instance, Ballsack probably can get an 8-ball of pure columbian shit for around $275 if he knows the right people.

    Don't do cocaine, kids.
     
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    Depends on which one. The silly, over the top cornball version or the one with Stallone and Mr. Choked-By-a-Thai-Whore? Because Deathrace 2000 is fucking ART. Stallone even wears a tie.

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    Oh, David Carradine. You left us too soon in a hail of blow and belt nooses.
     
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    My friends and I are doing NYE up RIGHT. And by right, I mean that if no one gets a heart attack or alcohol poisoning or breaks a bone (from drunken Wii sports), it will be a minor miracle. We've done NYE's like this twice before, and this is the only way in my opinion. The menu for 10:

    -steak tartare
    -oysters on the half shell
    -crab bisque
    -roast goose
    -goose gravy
    -goose fat roasted potatoes
    -pretty sure no vegetables are involved
    -super crazy dessert the friend bringing it will not tell us about

    -1 handle gin
    -1 bottle St. Germain (for cocktails with the above gin: add lemon, simple syrup, club soda, and call it delicious)
    -5 bottles champagne
    -3 bottles red wine
    -3 bottles white wine
    -2 bottles dessert wine
    -let's be honest, we have a fully stocked bar and 6 cases of wine, the above is just what's planned

    That, friends, is how to have a classy shitshow.

    They start arriving at 5:30 to cook (we are doing a hybrid potluck in which everyone brings the ingredients and cooks in my kitchen). It is now the calm before the storm...

    Also, I have a theory. Based on the truism that NYE is amateur night for drunks, I posit that Thanksgiving is amateur night for cooks. I am still reeling from the stupidity in the stores a week before this Thanksgiving.
     
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    WAIT! What IS this movie?! It's a prison corporation that makes money off of killing prisoners and racing altered vehicles with live ammo. What the hell kind of weed is this...??
     
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    Yeah, you're watching the silly one. At least Jason Statham is dreamy.

    Did I say that out loud?
     
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    I did some detective work (exhausting) and it's Deathrace 2. It's pretty bad but I like to see shit smash into other shit.

    Edited to add: I don't think they meant it to be this funny...
     
    #3468 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    PIMPTRESS Rat Race is a good sillyass movie. If you haven't seen it. It's got Mr. Bean in it! A fucking narcoleptic Mr. Bean. Good stuff.


    Sidenote: When I ran this through spell check it stopped on your name and the auto correction was....Pampers. I snorted. Too funny.
     
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    Rat Race it is, after I go get something to put in my iced tea. Any suggestions?


    Vodka, tequila or rum?!
     
    #3470 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    All of the above.

    I'm watching The Dog Whisperer. Because it's the only thing on in English. I need more weed.
     
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    The whole concept is hilarious.

    I'm off to liquor store, I'll likely be back...
     
    #3472 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    Enjoy. You'll like It I promise.

    With that I'm done and heading out. Everyone be safe, be good humans and Happy New year! May this one not suck as much as the prior one did. Cheers!
     
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    It's "curtains" for 2010 now.
     

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    I thought you were a dog whisperer. No?

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    I have a few identities....haha
     
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    There is a special ring of hell for parents who bring loud small children on airplanes.
     
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    There is a special ring of hell for parents who refuse to discipline, let alone acknowledge, their screaming children who are behaving poorly in a public setting; loud kids on airplanes, however, comes with the territory. What can you do? The kid is cramped up in a seat for a few hours. They're gonna get upset. It happens. Just order another vodka club and tune it out.
     
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    Curtains? I've seen that somewhere...

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    Jesus Christ! She has a baby alien poking out of her snatch! Vagina Dentata just hit a whole new level of FUCKD.
     
    #3479 Viking33, Dec 31, 2010
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    I'm glad someone else besides me noticed this. Srsly. She needs...whatever girls who have massive, dangly vaginas get to make them better.
     
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