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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Sounds like we need a peach lips vs bacon strips poll.
     
    #3481 Gravitas, Dec 31, 2010
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    These?
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    #3482 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 31, 2010
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    I just threw up in my mouth.

    Here, this is better:
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    #3484 Dcc001, Dec 31, 2010
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    Much better.

     
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    Why is her butthole white? That bothers me.
     
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    I thought I was the only one who noticed. Maybe it was only 1 ply...?
     
    #3487 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    Crusty jizz and bleach spots are now ply classified? In that case... 1 ply... Industrial.
     
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    Cheap toilet paper just doesn't cut it.
     
    #3489 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    Maybe it's the lighting - someone could have tweaked the image in Photoshop, too. You know, like those little "ting!" stars that they put on products in infomercials to make them seem that much better.

    [​IMG]
     
    #3490 Dcc001, Dec 31, 2010
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    It did have a good vibe.
     
    #3491 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    SUCK MY DICK WHILE I FUCK DAT ASS! I SAID SUCK MAH DICK WHILE I FUCK DAT ASS!

    Awww yeah.
     
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    That's what I heard, too!!

    Okay, it's not too early to...why do I ask? I'm going to make a cocktail.
     
    #3493 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    I'll take an assortment of Shiner to start of my night with my parents. Mixed drinks will come later, possibly more Margarita or jack and coke.
     
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    My boyfriend just called from Venice Beach and asked me what I wanted from there.


    I told him to find a thrift store and buy me the weirdest thing he can. This should be rad.
     
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    There was a BBC documentary on girls getting vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Not old, meat curtain vaginas where it looks like the Phantom of the Opera and his cape, but young girls who were insecure because of extra skin or some stupid little boy snarking on their otherwise perfectly fine bodies. That bothered me a lot. It's just skin; not a big deal at all. Unless your shit looks like Rocky Dennis, there's not much reason for cosmetic surgery.

    Sidenote: just had a Cuban Sandwich packed with so much meat I couldn't help but think of that chick and laugh. Yes, I am 12.

    Yuengling!
     
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    With an hour left of from-home work, and temperatures soon to be flirting with below zero, it only seems natural to make an Irish coffee. Let the New Year's festivities begin.
     
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    It's not worth eating unless you can make a sandwich out of it!
     
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    Don't forget the mayo!
     
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    Reddit users gone wild?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/over18?dest=%2Fr%2Fgonewild%2F" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/over18 ... onewild%2F</a>

    There's just as much wang as tits and ass. You've been warned.
     
    #3500 DrunkMcSwifty, Dec 31, 2010
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