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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. NotYourAverage

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    Two minutes until the new year and I'm watching The Eagles concert and building a gingerbread train. Seriously, there isn't enough weed in this country. And it's legal here.
     
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    Hmmm, that other rare, white meat...
     
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    I am about to go get very, very drunk, and put a match to flammable things in ways which they weren't designed.

    I may die tonight.

    It will be worth it.
     
    #3504 Samr, Dec 31, 2010
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    My first NYE spent sober in 10 years. Don't trust myself to go out anywhere so I invited a few people over for dinner.

    Fuck me this is going to suck an Olympic size pool full of bloody AIDS cocks.
     
    #3505 konatown, Dec 31, 2010
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    Well friends and foes I have a 2 litre bottle of strongbow, the night is cold and its the last half hour of the year in England. I'm in a half shitty half awesome mood and thoroughly excited for 2011. Wishing you and yours the best.
     
    #3506 whathasbeenseen, Dec 31, 2010
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    Annnnnnnddd I'm out.....Happy New Year TiB, I hope to find some good old fashioned tales of debauchery and depravity tomorrow. Cheers
     
    #3507 KillaKam, Dec 31, 2010
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    In case I'm not around at 12 (I won't be), let me take the time to wish you all a Merry New Year.



    Beef jerky time.
     
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    Are you having people over without drinking? I...I...how does one do that?
     
    #3509 Sam N, Dec 31, 2010
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    They will be. I on the other hand, have had a run in with the law that was quite scary and am just thankful to be alive.
     
    #3510 konatown, Dec 31, 2010
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    details? dare i ask?
     
    #3511 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    Im in oshawa anf fucked up.

    youse guys gonna outdrink me you go ahead and try

    I DEFEAT ALL MAN.
     
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    What you got, Bear!?
     
    #3513 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    When I gained consciousness in a jail cell with a pair of glasses with one lens missing the first thing I asked was "What happened?" Then I asked if I killed anyone, thankfully no. Have about a twelve hour black out. I was driving after midnight, started drinking at 2pm by myself at a bar and blacked out around 10. Apparently passed out in my car at highway speeds and went down an embankment. Nothing on my car survived except me, airbag knocked my lens out.

    Got a DWI of .26 and am going sober, self-imposed. I'll scan the police report some time, the cops in court told me they were near pissing themselves laughing while typing it up; I turned myself in and called 911 when I wrecked.

    Not much of a criminal, I guess.
     
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    Accountability is a quality that many lack.




     
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    This tune, ironically performed by a recovering addict, makes me want to drink it all.



    Got into my Kubler absinthe. Tastes like fucking MAGIC. 106 proof magic.
     
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    So how bout that NYE BJ? Thank you in advance.

    I'm having people over tonight. It should be a blast. Just cracking my first beer. People will be here in an hour or so. Gonna put on Sinatra station on Pandora and bring in New Years the right way, with copious drinking and hopefully a new floozy by the end of the night.
     
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    Such a Charmer. Be sure to double bag it!
     
    #3518 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    I know that's exactly what you like PIMPTRESS, a nice direct guy who doesn't beat around the bush. And come on, I don't fuck on the first night, I'm classy. I will accept head on the first night though.
     
    #3519 Kratos, Dec 31, 2010
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    I'm in for the most boring NYE on record. Not even going to drink. Fuck.

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    #3520 Gravitas, Dec 31, 2010
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