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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    I think you are missing this half of the equation.
     
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    Thank you for translating. I'll try to entertain, Mr. Gravitas.
     
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    Just keep posting good tunes and better pictures.

    And Pimptress check out the movie STONE with De Niro, Edward Norton, and Milla Jovovich.

    Her hotness is the saving grace of the movie.
     
    #3523 Gravitas, Dec 31, 2010
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    haha


     
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    Happy new years. I am sick as a dog so i stayed in with my trusted bottle of scotch and way too much food. hope you bastards have fun.

    you are in the netherlands huh? top 2000 in concert?
     
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    Since when are assholes supposed to sparkle?!
     
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    My plans of a nice relaxing day were shot to shit and I ended up rushing around all day. Fuck that. I just got home and I mixed up some Crown with some AW root beer, straight from the tap. It's not too shabby.

    I'm now here for the long haul, watching Animal House because I caught a documentary on John Belushi the other day and I've been meaning to watch it since then. I think we can all take some advice from Bluto tonight.



    Here's another song from my high school rap cd, my best friend and I used to listen to this and sing along anytime we were in her car. Oh, the good ol' days.
     
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    Ballsack if you stick around i will buy you a dude that you can hang towels on

    two thousand posts to close out the year wut wut

    love you guys. everybidy have funn tonight

    egerybody wang chung tonight
     
    #3528 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2010
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    They're supposed to sparkle about as much as Slap Chops are.

    Kratos, I'd take you up on your offer but I simply don't have enough crazy in me to suit your tastes.
     
    #3529 Dcc001, Dec 31, 2010
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    I'm beginning to have the thought that Samr and toytoy are both just characters that some middle aged housewife acts out like in Catfish. Gradually she has just faded the hillbillyness of toytoy over into Samr. She's probably taste_my_rainbow too now that I think of it. Damn....

    I'm stoned and drunk.
     
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    Uh, Twilight?

    Then again back in my day vampires sucked blood, not cock.
     
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    It makes sense to me, but I am also high and drunk. but the evidence is there...


    Watching Stone and it's pretty good so far...
     
    #3532 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2010
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    I have the misfortune of being able to be on here all night seeing as I have '0' to do tonight except watch netflix or football with the rents, good thing I have a decent sized stock of beer at my fingertips.
     
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    I just uttered these words (or typed them via text, whatever) and immediately had to look up the song, so I figured I'd share it with you delinquents.



    I'm getting ready to pop the top on my last Four Loko, what a sad day.
     
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    Girlfriend doesn't want to go out, so I guess I'm drinking champagne at home like some kind of an idiot.
     
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    abneretta!! how does this crack-in-a-can compare to the likes of sparks?
     
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    I lost a Facebook bet tonight so I had to shave my lumberjack beard into fucking chops. I like them, but fucking weird to get used to. All I need now are some aviators, short shorts and high socks.

    Oh, Johnny Black tonight for me. Me and the girlfriend are heading over to my jr high/high school best friend's place to chill out, light off some fireworks, shoot some coons and coyotes and drink until someone hits the floor.
     
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    No comparison. Don't sell yourself short with that shitty Sparks and Tilt oral rapage. Those are only for the worst of times- like the mental debate that rages at last call. What's worse, no pussy or railing the fatty? All depends on if your friends are still around.
     
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    And so the night begins. Scotch in hand, Phish concert playing on the big screen, Chinese take out is about to be consumed, and we have krispy Kreme donuts for the morning. I have wonderful company and we are about to break into the champagne.

    Happy new year you crazy fucks.
     
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    Toga! Toga! Toga!

    I feel like TiB should have a toga party. We can all tell everyone else that we're wearing togas and we can post about it.

    Sam N is probably right, there are 5 people here who post under different names and make up the whole board. I'm not even stoned, but I think drinking Crown and root beer out of a straw when you're in a hurry to get drunk might not be a smart idea. I think following that up with Four Loko is also not the best idea I ever had.

     
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