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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    I live in a town with a large Native American population. They don't understand why I chuckle every time I see them litter.

     
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    I'm pretty sure Four Loko actually contains crack, so let's not joke about that.

    My friend actually called me out because I would give her shit for drinking Sparks et al because of how stupid it is to mix alcohol with caffeine, espeically if you plan on getting fucked up. It is stupid. She once left a Sparks in my fridge and I drank it, I don't remember it ever doing anything worse than a beer would have. With Four Loko, however, I apparently am a blathering idiot. My dad is sure to remind me of how stupid I acted one night at the bar after pregaming with one (one!) I will say that I was awesome at shuffleboard that night, which is unusual. Anyway, yeah, this stuff is nuts.
     
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    Edward Norton is a god.
     
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    First Ballsack predicts my death and now this? I am in no way related to the existence of either one of those heathens. I'm not dedicated enough to have more than one e-life.
     
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    Course 1: Crab cakes and artichoke down the hatch.

    Next up. Lobster. Gotta figure out how to cook the things
     
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    Now I'm no Mario Battali but my best guess would be to use hot water.
     
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    The fact that I find this so amusing is a good indication of my lack of sobriety, haha.
     
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    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." Damn, I love this movie.

    My mom just called me so that she could make fun of my dad. Apparently he's watching the Disney channel, this is no crime, though I prefer Nickelodeon myself. That's not all though, he's watching Camp Rock 2. At this point I enlightened my mother to my dad's taste in movies: it's either a 13 year old girl or a 50 year old on acid (neither of which are my dad, he's only 45 and to my knowledge has never experimented with drugs.) He told her his movie taste was probably closer to the latter.
     
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    Happy New Year y'all.

    Just spent all day wrenching on the car and dealing with some rather unexpected stuff.

    Seems that we might be running in the 24 Hrs of Daytona again this year. We hadn't planned on it due to lack of sponsorship and cash and a generally shitty economy, but we got a surprise call yesterday that changed all that.

    Some BIG fucking money guys want in. And they're bringing Porsche factory support (drivers, equipment) with them.

    We find out tomorrow if it goes through. If it does, we won't make testing next week as our car is in Vancouver and testing starts on Wednesday.

    But well be flying 6 of the guys down anyway to be there.

    The deal on the table gives us an unbelievable chance at winning the race.

    Scary.

    So yeah. The next week might become rather hectic in a hurry.
     
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    In the mean while, I've just finished serenading the area with my bagpipes. Was happily responded to with an air horn from across the lake. I'm assuming it was because they liked and appreciated the performance.

    I'm now doing up a nice steak, and am 3 deep into the rum and cokes. Once again I'll spout off about the awesomeness that is Cpt Morgan Private Stock. Thems is good eats.

    After that, it's a quiet evening watching Le Mans and The Right Stuff.

    Hope you're all enjoying your night.
     
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    Does anyone else hate that State Farm guy as much as me? I can't stand his face.

    And Diablo, what happened to your debaucherous night in corpus?
     
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    I've moved on to Dazed and Confused.

    This Four Loko is giving me heartburn. I should have stuck with the Crown, it's never done me wrong except for the first night I drank it and I spent the night in the bathroom. It was worth it though, it's sitll my favorite/

    Oh, and the night that a few high school buddies had it at a wedding and I tried to run to the turck to take shots with the boys in heels, wchich i did (after falling on my face) and they had chasers and I didn't and I still wen tshot for shot with them, and I ended up painting the side of the truck I rode home in.

    Yeah, I've probably had more bad nights than good with Crown but I don't care because it tastes so good.

    Fuck this Four LOko shit, I'm glad this is my last one.

     
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    There are two girls half my age in my bathroom getting "ready" to ring in the new year rocking out to "White Trash Story." One is on the toilet with a compact and the other is sitting in the sink with her face pressed up against the mirror catching every last detail.

    Oh hell yea this could get good.



    I swear this is the last time this year.

    Happy New Year, TiB!
     
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    Nitwit, have fun with that, going by your namesake-we should be okay.





    heh.


    Edited to add: Happy New Year, Ya'll!!
     
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    Top gear just keeps getting better and better.
     

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    I'm thinking my avatar will come to life this evening, sweetie.



    Happy New Year!
     
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    I've still got approximately 2 hours and 45 minutes until 2011, so I'm going to continue to...I was going to post 1999 by Prince, but that reminded me of another Prince song that I heard the first time I ever got drunk and it may not be more appropriate, but I'm going to post it anyway.

     
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    I'm watching football, my mom is sick and passed out, and my dad is watching a dvd on how to field dress a deer on his computer. I'm not drunk enough.
     
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