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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Diablo

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    It fell through. Sister called and said her and her friends weren't going to the bars and just staying in and having quiet nights. Weak. I've decided I'm going to either wrestle with my dog, or one of the longhorns.
     
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    Darwin's vote is for the Longhorn.
     
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    Why would you be watching a movie on how to field dress a deer? I've never had to do it because I go hunting with my daddy and that's one of the perks, but I've watched him do it enough that I could do it myself if I had to. It's not that complicated of a process.

    By the way, fine folks of TiB, my little pug managed to become impregnated by my sister's pomeranian. If you think your dog's out of heat and safe to hang out with a male dog, you're probably wrong and should wait another few weeks. In approximately 10 days she will be giving birth to two pugeranians (that's what I'm calling them) and if anybody wants one I'm giving them away.

    Edit: I meant to post this video too, yay for Dazed and Confused!
     
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    Natural Selection is a beautiful thing.
     
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    Not if you are a pugeranian.
     
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    Asians are fucking weird.

     
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    Those dogs are going to be freaks. High strung orange little yappers with breathing problems and wrinkles.
     
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    I just hope they're as cute as these puppies.


    I have a feeling they'll be ugly as sin though, like I said, free puppies! Also, poor little Buttercup is getting spayed as soon as she craps these little demons out.

    Oh, and I wish real life were like cartoons, like on Beauty and the Tramp where half the pups look like Lady and half of them look like the Tramp.
     
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    Do you think they will still fall into the "so ugly it's cute" category?

    I can see those being absolute girl magnets.
     
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    I don't "get" little dogs. I like knowing my dog could do some damage if his master is threatened.
     
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    Or like in Lady and the Tramp which is a real movie and not whatever the fuck I just made up which is a cross between Beauty and the Beast and Lady and the Tramp. Seriously, fuck Four Loko.
     
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    I don't get little dogs either. But to each their own.

    I can tell you one thing, my golden retriever thinks she is a little dog. Oh, sure there is room for you on my lap, no problem for you at all, climb on up.
     
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    Don't knock all little dogs. I own one, and he is the biggest badass you'll ever meet.

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    My dog has scared people away by sneezing on them, does that count? I'm in the same group as you, except when it comes to pugs. Milo and Otis was my favorite movie when I was little and I had wanted a pug since then. Buttercup is hilariously annoying, I can't sleep without her snoring and when she gets excited it sounds like she's got pneumonia (spelled that right first try!!) but I still love her.

    WHen I was growing up my parents raised Rottweilers and my favorite pet growing up was Max, the Rottweiler. One day I plan on getting another one, I miss that dog. MY favorite memory of him is when our septic tank was being worked on (I keep telling you guys that I live in the middle of nowhere and you don't believe me) and Max fell in and my mom had to go in after him. Even as a little kid I found that hilarious, now I find it even funnier.
     
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    My Great Dane was still in posession of his tail and had no concept of hit breaking furniture, my leg, children's eyes. I should've chopped the fucker off.
     
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    Why is he blue?

    He has a pretty good look of disapproval going on though.

    It looks as though he hasn't been impressed by something since before he went to 'Nam.
     
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    I have 3 dogs, one old golden lab who is half blind and 90% deaf and about 15 years old, one mutt who is afraid of cats, and the black lab who loves everything in the world because he's still a puppy. The B Lab think's he's a small dog too, so he jumps and climbs and walks on everything. He's scuffed my puma's a few times, but I love him.

    How did your dog's tail break your leg!? gotta drink yo milk!!
     
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    I confess, since his hair matches my son's, he is a bad motherfucker.



    I was being dramatic, for effect. He would leave black bruises on my thighs.
     
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    He was a punk for Halloween this year. He actually has a natural mohawk; when he was a pup, he was all black except for a white stripe on his chest and his hind tippy toes. Now, he has a blond mohawk, red around his tail and neck, frosted tips on his ears and silver all over his chest. My dad says that his mother ought to be ashamed of herself.

    Probably this picture shows his colours best:
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    *Blue eyes are a trick of the lense.
     
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    Aww look at sir Angus. He's so festive!!

    Stupid dog.
    And if I get drunk enough, I'll wrestle one of these guys. Natural selection will conquer me.
     

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