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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Why in the fuck does your family actually own longhorns?
     
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    Because they are fucking awesome!!! And they will some day be turned into a delicious hamburger.

    OH!! We have a donkey too to keep the horses in check. And some chickens. I live in Middle of nowhere, Texas, these things are the norm.
     
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    For wrastlin.

    Duh.
     
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    This video gives me happy feelings in my pants every time I see it. Oiled-up girls in bikinis using power tools...
     
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  5. Gravitas

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    Does your family ranch seriously? Or is all that shit mainly for the scenery?
     
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    No or yes, we have agriculture land for a good part of the area. And we grow hay for the livestock, so it's half for the scenery, half for actual money/tax purposes.
     
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    Oh Matthew McConaughey...



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    He may not be the best actor in the world, but I love that motherfucker. Has anyone here seen The Newton Boys? Great movie. Starring my boyfriend Matthew McConaughey before he started playing the bongos naked (I tried to find a picture of that and I was unsuccessful.)
     
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    Hey there fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkers!
     
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    Pounded some beers for a buzz and now I'm headed to the bar! See everyone next year!!! har har har
     
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    Seriously?! The ~60 year old dude that has worked for the company for at least 30 years said this when I left yesterday, unless you're at least that old it is unacceptable that you said this. I hope you have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.
     
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    YOU LIVE IN MINNESOTA EH!!??
     
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    I can't believe this asshole keeps Photoshopping his head onto pictures of my body.
     
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    I don't know why this is in my brain, but I read an interview where Mconohayahahay said he doesn't wear deodorant.

    That glistening sweat is different now isn't it?
     
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    I don't care what he smells like. Did you see that picture? I've seen him in [awful] romantic comedies where he's looked even better! I just put in The Newton Boys because it's a badass movie even if you don't like McConaughey (it's not that hard to spell his name, it ends with 'ghey') it's a good fucking movie based on a true story. Seriously, he is one good looking guy.
     
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    New Kids on the Block? I didnt realize we were welcoming in year 1991.
     
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    This is pretty funny.



    I wish I was good looking enough to stink. That must be a hell of a life to live.
     
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    I live in MO and I can find longhorns in any direction at least 5 or 10 miles from my house. Don't ask me why they own them, I don't know. Within that same range I can find at least two Llamas that are protecting the cattle (I capitalized llamas because they're fucking awesome. Just to clarify though, they're not protecting longhorn it's usually angus around these parts.)
     
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    The fact that they still put Dick Clark on tv is just sad.
     
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    Dude has to get paid somehow. Do you know how much diapers cost these days?
     
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    We used to have a Zebu that protected the stupid cattle, but he got adopted about a year ago. Now the two are on their own.

    Happy New Year to the east coast!!
     
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