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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Noahh

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    Girlfriend just told me she has never seen Animal House, or Dazed and Confused. This is being fixed immediately, and if she doesn't laugh enough at the right parts there is a good chance she won't be seeing 2011.
     
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    Central time zone new years reaks of teh ghey.
     
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  3. Gravitas

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    Ghey not so much.

    Reeking of loneliness, shame, and desperation. You fucking betcha.

    Fuck you 2010.
     
    #3603 Gravitas, Jan 1, 2011
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    Meh.

    Self imposed house arrest to stay out of further criminal trouble. I'm entirely too WASPy for a lengthy rap sheet.

    Spent a shit load of money to get a great Hamachi from my fish purveyor in St. Louis, came in packed in dry ice and still in rigor mortis. Best sushi I've ever had.

    Then broiled a beef tenderloin and it got devoured way too fast. Oh well, may as well go out with a blast.
     
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    God damn it. I had a reply half written questioning if Zebu were the same as Brahman and then bragging about the fact that when I was president of FFA that my VP did all the pain in the ass stuff and I got credit for it and yada yada yada...but somehow I closed the fucking window. It was even written in an almost funny way, believe it or not.

    I think I also mentioned that Dwight Yoakam is in this movie and that I think he's a better actor than a singer (which probably isn't true.) Either way, it pisses me off that I lost that piece of shit of a post and ow I"m replacing it with this post which is exponentially shittier.

    How is this possible?! I saw both of these in high school at the latest, Animal House was my favorite move in high school (I remember at the FFA hayride I walked around shaking hands saying "I'm Abby [last name] FFA president, damn glad to meet you" withmy best friend following me repeating "that was Abby [last name] FFA president, she's damn glad to meet you") Fuck, I was a nerd even then.
     
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    Anyone else ever wonder whether they're dead and what they think is their life is actually some sort of Sisyphean hell?

    So much for the mind expanding powers of scotch. I'm going back to the mind deadening powers of beer.
     
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    Good lord, I happened to switch the channel to Dick Clark's NYE show on ABC and saw Kesha. I used to think she was hot because she was crazy, but now I just want to throw up and cry myself to sleep.

    And a side note, Dick Clark still looks awesome even if he's 95 years old and has had a stroke. Good for you sir.
     
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    So is Ballsack going to be banned in 15 minutes (Midnight CST)?
     
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    Happy New Year y'all! (that's what I'm supposed to say since I live in CST right?!)
     
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    HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

    I feel like someone should write a Ballsack eulogy.
     
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    Damn right!!! Happy New Years to all you fools!!! I can hear the fireworks over San Antonio, I wish I were there.
     
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    How is this possible?! I saw both of these in high school at the latest, Animal House was my favorite move in high school (I remember at the FFA hayride I walked around shaking hands saying "I'm Abby [last name] FFA president, damn glad to meet you" withmy best friend following me repeating "that was Abby [last name] FFA president, she's damn glad to meet you") Fuck, I was a nerd even then.[/quote]

    Right?? I loved Dazed and Confused in high school. In fact I think all my friends did. I'm seriously doubting this relationship for this reason only.
     
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    So people in 2011, what is the future like?
     
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    Same old shit, different year.
     
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    I remember trying to plan the hazing of the freshman class for our senior year when we were mere freshmen ourselves. Nobody went for it. How sad, it would have been worth the punishment, just to go out in style-plus my little sister was a freshman when I was a senior so there woul dhave been that extra bit of satisfation there.
     
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    Touch screen phones that connect to the internet whenever you want, LED tv's that use 1/4 as much electricity as your old, used up LCD, and cancer is no longer existant, but that's just a bonus to the fact that Viagra is the cure to all diseases.
     
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    How come you can't spell 'wrasslin' right?

    Aint no T in wrasslin...boy howdy
     
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    We watched it on the last day of 11th grade and spent the rest of the day driving around in someones mini-van throwing beer bottles at random people. I really miss being a teenager sometimes.
     
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    Well happy fucking new year to everyone that is still up. The Girlfriend was out cold by 11:00, so I am happily downing scotch whisky while watching a recast of the first set of tonights Phish concert, because I'm a big nerd/hippy.

    I'm drunk...happy new year you fucks. Oh, and gravitas, you're in OK too right? Any better in 2011? Yea me neither.
     
    #3619 Fernanthonies, Jan 1, 2011
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    I know I'm in the minority here... but The Town was a shitty movie.

    Happy New Years.
     
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