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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    Or drinkin' it.

    Or fuckin'...though that could definitely be open to interpretation. Hopefully we all fuck in this new year.
     
    #3641 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    How do you say "26 year old girls can't hold their liquor" politely? I'm dealing with a couple retards right now.
     
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    I quite agree with you on that one. Also, I am #19 on this place by # of posts... Do I really post here that often?
     
    #3643 Fernanthonies, Jan 1, 2011
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    Retards can't hold their liquor very well, this is common knowledge. There's no polite way to say this, I'd start by telling them they're special though.
     
    #3644 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    Don't make fun of them. They will drink more to prove you wrong and the only action you will be getting is holding their hair back as they make the first official sacrifice to the porcelain god of 2011. '
     
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    Taking shots of Crown is dumb, even if you're the one who initiated it. Fuck me. I'm not saying it doesn't taste good, because it fucking does but that doesn't mean that it won't make me sick.

    I need to stick to beer or mixed drinks, end of story.
     
    #3646 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    Shots are all psychological for me. I can slug back whiskey cokes with just a splash of coke for color, but I can't drink it neat. Or event take shots really. At least not until I am good and drunk.
     
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    So for the last song of the year, we listened to "The way you look tonight" by Frank Sinatra, which was our wedding song.

    First song we heard after the ball dropped in the New Year?. "New York, New York" by Sinatra.

    I think this is going to be a good year.
     
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    You fucking west coasters, it's been 2011 for two hours now, keep up why don'tcha?
     
    #3649 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    3 hours, don't you know the only time zones that matter are the eastern and pacific?
     
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    For any of you (nobody) who care what movie I'm watching next, I'm going in a whole new direction by watching The Departed. I have a big crush on both Leonardo DiCaprio (since he was in Titanic, fuck you guys I was in likethe 6th or 7th grade) and Matt Damon, not to mention that it's a good movie anyway...

    I actually had a friend who couldnt tell the difference between Damon and DiCaprio's characters, she thought they looked too much alike and I had to keep explaining to her what was going on. Forget about how different they look, let's pay just a little bit of attention and notice that their facial hair is different...kids these days, they never pay attention. (She's a year older than me, for the record.)
     
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    I also have a big crush on Mark Wahlberg, but his character is less than attractive in this movie.
    Not if you live in Missouri, Central Standard is all that matters here.
     
    #3652 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEEEEER

    I bought a FUCKING BOOT shit is deliciiioouuuusususususososooso at the German bar:

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    HERE IS SOME TITTAY!!
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    jUST KIDDING, IT'S MY TITTTY
     
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    Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

    God, I fucking love that movie.
     
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    You evil son of a bitch.

    Not how I thought I would be ringing in the new year.
     
    #3655 Gravitas, Jan 1, 2011
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    AAAAHHHHHHH MAKE A WISH ON MY TIT

    Holy crap I feel like crap.

    tyime for a beeer,
     
    #3656 CharlesJohnson, Jan 1, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    Maybe not.

    I still love him though.
     
    #3657 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    I just wanted to brag. If I were anymore stoned, it would be legal to harvest my organs. Happy New Years!

    Edit: Except for ballsack.
     
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    Fuck, I am truly drunk for the first time in a long time. Crown shots pushed me over the edge.

    I just want to thank all of you jackals for keeping me sane/entertained for the past few months. I know I have been posting a lot and it is because the town I live in blows Aids and herpes cock.

    And I did make a wish CharlesJohnson. My wish was to never see your ugly moobs again as long as I live.
     
    #3659 Gravitas, Jan 1, 2011
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    I'm taking credit for the Crown shots, what a stupid fucking idea that was.

    And I literally laughed out loud on the whole CharlesJohnson boobie thing, I think if he shaved them you woudln't know the difference. Shit, they're almost as big as mine! You wasted your wish by the way. On this site that's more rare than a shooting star, you shouldn't have just thrown out a wish all willy nilly. That may come true, but you could have had somthing awesome, like my wish that I'm not telling you because that ruins it.
     
    #3660 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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