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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    THOSE ARE FUCKING PECKS YOU SON OF A BITCH

    I will throttle you with my one titty.

    This tune owns my anus.


    I thik you all have the idea my tits are tits... I weigh 185. FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE MOOBS.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    It's alright man. Just start wearing a "bro" and the sag will hardly be noticeable when you get older.
     
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    I will be dissapoint qhen my moobs look like danglers. I once played with a pair of saggy tits that were pierced. Felt like a deformed tennis ball.

    It's in NWS for a reason. don't blames me.
    [​IMG]



    Edit: WTF did I justa dmit that?

    fuck my baklls.
     
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    Could be worse. To play with saggy tennis ball tits is better than to have played with none at all.

    Fuck. I need to keep drinking or go to bed. What shall it be. This place as died...Charles Johnson. I blame your pasty white death ray skin for all of this.
     
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    Whatever. I've been winging this for an hour trying not to pass out. Hope fully Abby posts something salacious.

    Bizarre how my typing is different each post. WTF?
     
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    Are you even fucking drunk? Salacious? Holy shit that is a college boy word if I have ever seen one.

    I think abneretta has crashed the fuck out. Not even Four Loko can keep one wired after a shit ton of crown apparently.
     
    #3666 Gravitas, Jan 1, 2011
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    Why yes I am from MN?? ~20 summits and some shots deep. It's a shame i can still type. Hello.
     
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    I'm here! I'm here! Don't pass out on me, please don't pass out on me!
     
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    Wouldn't dream of it.

    Much.

    what was I doing again? I'm sobering up. Need to fill the boot again... with beer... or Loko.

    Why do I ahve Loko? fuck.
     
    #3669 CharlesJohnson, Jan 1, 2011
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    Man, I missed the Four Loko boat. My grandkids will think I am a pussy.
     
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    A long time ago in this thread, probablay a year ago...that's how long this thread had been going, right? Anyways, someone asked for a side boob shot. I'm not happy with this picture but I'm posting it anyway, it's 2011 now and I dont' want anybody to get bored and go to sleep or somemthing gay like that.
     

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    That's because you are a pussy, don't get confused.
     
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    Oh, yeah! I'm rubber and you're glue! Or sticks and stones and shit.

    how have I had over 20 posts today. I need a new life.
     
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    I'm saving my Lokos for anyone dumb enough to pay $5-7 a piece. Or I will drink them on special occasions like Easter, the baptism of my first child, or April 12th. Why April 12th? Because it seems like as good a day as any to drink Loko. Fuck you.

    About the pictures, are we going to have to have a boob-off?
     
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    Too many Y chromosomes for a boob off Charles.
     
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    Either you guys are nerds or you just know your way around this site better than me. Did you manually count how many posts you have today? Is it on your profile? Either way, however you figured it out, I've decided you are a nerd.

    I think we are. There's no other way to settle this. (What this is I don't know, I"m blaming my mood on the whisky.)
     
    #3676 abneretta, Jan 1, 2011
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    I just remember being under 400 today. It's just odd for me because now I have posted I think twice as much as I ever did on the RMMMBBB or whatever the fuck it was.
     
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    Life blows, TiB. It teases you with a short skirt and then takes a big fat dump all over your face. Fuck it. Fuck 2010 and fuck 2011, the cunting son of a whor3.
     
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    We all know women on TiB are too pussy to have a boob-off. I'd offer but you dont want to see my boobs.

    I want this...

    [​IMG]
     
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    I didn't know DCC made it to your place.
     
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