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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. iczorro

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    After I broke the shit out of my leg boarding a pirate ship (seriously), I got put on medical hold once i got back to San D. I made friends, and we all went out to downtown San D for St. Patty's.

    Dude with a cast and a sling got us backstage to Dropkick Murphy s.

    They had a fucking Guinness tap on the outside of their bus

    Awesome.
     
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    Did you get to plunder some booty? haha
     
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  3. iczorro

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    Girls backstage at a Dropkick Murphys show? Appropriately slutty...
     
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    Good for you, Matey.

    I'm off to work, have fun ya'll. I'll be back to play later tonight.

     
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    What. The. Fuck. It's 7:15 on Saturday morning I should have a large selection of cartoons to choose from, right? One would think so, but other than Cartoon Network there's not much of anything. No wonder kids these days are such brats, there aren't any cartoons on the network channels at 7am on Saturday morning. What a sad world to grow up in.

    Edit: Oh, and I'm currently watching King of the Hill. So it's not exactly Looney Tunes.
     
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    Fuck King of the Hill, read a webcomic.

    I suggest either Sinfest or Something Positive.
     
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    I like King of the Hill, thank you very much. Some guys a few years younger than me dressed up as Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill for Halloween. It was ingenious, an easy fucking costume guaranteed to get a laugh in this area.

    Hey look, the sun is coming up! It's light outside now!
     
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    Survived 2010. A little surprised. Hope everyone had a fun and safe new years.
     
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    I remember 1:05 a.m. I don't remember anything after that. And I have to work in an hour. Yikes!

    Happy New Year, you degenerates!
     
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    AAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHA

    I'm still alive fuckers!

    My head is fucking pounding. And is that my nipples? Why, yes it is. Nice.
     
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    My neighbor concocted a drink by mixing whipped cream flavored vodka in orange soda. She called it a creamsicle.

    I call it a diabetic coma. It was so sweet it hurt my teeth. I should've just poured a bag of sugar down my throat and chased it with molasses.


    I then proceeded to get drunk off my Sweetwater variety pack, slur some insults, and spill my beer all over me.

    I was going to quit drinking in 2011, but technically I was still drinking after midnight, so....I'll quit drinking in 2012. If the Mayans aren't correct, that is.
     
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    Happy New Year everyone.


     
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    Blah blah blah booze, fireworks, awesome good times and shit. I think I may have a problem:

    So we were shooting at a tree (because trees need shooting too), and apparently the noise was too much.

    I can no longer hear out of my left ear.

    I'm debating going to the doctor. It doesn't hurt, but I can't hear shit (my right side is iffy right now too). Maybe it'll return after a while?

    Fuck.
     
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    SOrry to disappoint all you guysm but I decided to pass on longhorn wrasslin. I didn't feel like ending my life in such a drunken haze. But I did wrassle the dogs, who didn't really know what was going on at 2am, but it was still fun-ish. I'm still kind of drunk so bad decisions could still happen....like Alabama getting their asses handed to them!!!!!

    And happy new year!
     
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    YOU'RE WHITE?!?!?


    My cat, Chuck Norris, just brought a field mouse in through the pet door. It's still alive. I yelled for him to take it outside (yeah, like he fucking understands that) and he drops him. UGH! They are now both under a baker's rack in the kitchen, Chuck's on his belly swatting at it anytime it moves.
     
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    Pussy.

    We have four longhorns, and drunken chasing/riding them is basically a right of passage.

    Longhorn wrasslin doesn't hurt, as long as they don't get you.
     
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    I present to you an incredibly realistic graphic representation of what would transpire if I would have tried.
     

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    Field mouse update: Bob Marley joined in and caught him. The others are jealous. And Bob is growling at anything that comes close, including me. So while the door is open (in hopes of the mouse going out it) I took a picture.
     

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    9:28AM and I need bed. When I get up in 9 hours I'm going to post a picture of our member that asked to be deleted at midnight. One mod gave me encourgement and permission to post it. Sleep first. Happy New Year and good night my lovlies. Trashed.
     
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    People always thought that Shegirl was black on the old board.
     
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